Snarfblat

A person considered to be foolish or socially inept.

"I should cut two holes in a paper bag; put it over my head, so people will love me."

by Harvard Educator March 11, 2003

smerff

To leave or pass out after a long night
or
To spill/drop things on yourself or others

Yo guy i gotta work tomorrow so i think im going to smerff

"Yo did u spill your drink?"
" Ya man I smerffed on myself"

by Matt March 6, 2005

Snarf

One who sniffs hot bicycle seats on a summers day.

Frank pulled another snarf today.

by Wandaworld August 5, 2016

splargal snarf

A replacement for many words you would get in trouble for saying. Such as, when talking to your girlfriend and getting angered. shout SPLARGAL SNARF! in place of "YOU FUCKING WHORE I HOPE YOU DIE IN A HORRIABLE TRIAN WRECK!" and she will be utterly confused.

My girlsfriend has been a fucking splargal snarf latly. I hope she shes.

by TJ January 30, 2005

Snarfblat

Incapable of sexual intercourse, often because of an inability to achieve or sustain an erection.

"If I wanted to have sex, with a woman or man I sure hope I'm not SNARFBLAT.

by Harvard Educator March 11, 2003

snarf snarf

Its the noise someone that someone greedy makes while eating a Popsicle

I could hear the snarf snarf noises coming from mew two all the way from the other room...

by gengar76 January 17, 2010

smerfy

To tighten a rubber band around penis so it turns blue during oral sex.

I got such an awesome smerfy from my girl last night.

by My. orgasism October 5, 2010