snakeopotamus

The most deceitful creature ever to trod this earth. They live solely to screw with people. Incredibly good as disguising themselves, snakeopotamusses blend into whatever environment they happen to be in and are difficult to spot. In their true form all snakeopotamusses are some combination of snake and hippo parts. One could be all hippo except for a little rattle on the end of his tail and another could be all snake except for an oversized hippo head. Any combination counts and no snakeopotamus has the same combination.

"That lady put Jell-O in my socks. She had awfully big teeth, I'll bet she was a snakeopotamus."

by Dingleberry1901 October 2, 2009

Corn Eyed Butt Snake

A shit someone takes after eating corn. Usually long and coils around the crapper, sometimes even floating, making for a truly spectacular achievement. Often smells very shitty.

Man you should've seen the deuce I dropped today, it looked like a Corn Eyed Butt Snake.

by Julio Mundo March 25, 2008

Carpet snake

Invisible, mythical creatures whose only objective is to trip you and make it seem as if you've tripped over your own 2 feet.

Eve tripped, then shouted "Carpet snake!" when we laughed at her.

by rebeccah January 23, 2007

muther fucking snakes on a mother fucking plane

fun to scream in public areas

muther fucking snakes on a mother fucking plane!!!!!

by shaneyney September 10, 2006

All Your Snakes Are Belong To Us

All Your Snakes Are Belong To Us is created using the same video game animation as used in All Your Base Are Belong To Us. The video can be found on the website of the same name, and is unique in that it alters the dialogue found in the 'All Your Base Are Belong To Us' and uses different images containing the 'all your snakes are belong to us' phrase.

All your snakes are belong to us can also be use as a victorious battle cry after having achieved something.

Inspired by the badass movie "Snakes on a Plane", starring the Number 1 badass himself, Samuel L. Jackson.

Guy 1: Dude we totally owned you Guy 3!
Guy 2: Yeah, all your snakes are belong to us, for sure!
Guy 3: You guys suck... :(

or

(after walking out of Snakes on a Plane)
Guy 1: This movie owns your life Guy 3!
Guy 2: All your snakes are belong to Samuel Jackson.
Guy 3: Leave me alone! ;'(

by Inflicted September 16, 2008

Snake pit

A gathering of easy middle aged women or drunk college girls at any location serving alcohol.

"Dan get in the truck. Lets go down to the snake pit and find a bitch to fuck the gay out of you."

by Bitch Nasty January 1, 2013

snake charmer

One who can seduce even a highly resistant member of the opposite sex.

John is such a snake charmer that he had eternal-virgin Jane's pants off in seconds.

by Anonymous March 26, 2005