Charlie the snail

The best photoshop that was ever made that was in both science rooms while people made their speeches. People will never forgive the one who made the snail.

That photoshop is cool like Charlie the snail.

by Table maker November 19, 2019

wind in your sails

favorable circumstances

may you find wind in your sails

by Agnishom June 9, 2022

Softer than the inside of a snail's mouth

An expression that describes when something is so soft it is delightful.

Person 1. Feel this new robe I got.

Person 2. That's softer than the inside of a snail's mouth.

by Medlinmatt May 18, 2021

Snail Eyes

When somebody is so fucked they have inadequate eye usage

Steve is so stoned he has snail eyes
Steve is so hungover he has snail eyes

by Jesus3000 December 9, 2008

Snailing

When your horney girlfriend forgets how to be delicate whilst riding your face and unintensionally causes a moment of suffocation. Possibly involves some damaged cartilage.

"Freddy rolled into work on Monday with a spread nose and a smile on his face. Bill said 'What happened to you?' . 'Tina gave me a savage snailing last night. Worth it but'"

by J=star May 13, 2016

The Snail

Part of the Penis Showing Game.

1. Create the eiffel tower
2. Wrap in a circular motion under then around your balls
3. Pull penis to one side with ballsack still on top

Enjoy

Does this look like a snail to you?

Why yes it does.

That's why they call it the snail.

by GoldenShower June 14, 2009

snail with a helmet

A dick that has been circumcised.

After talking to this chick for a while, she told me that she had never been with an anteater...only with guys that sported a snail with a helmet.

by DrWatson September 10, 2005