OHH SNAPLECRACKERS
by The Spoon Oon June 25, 2017
Get the Snaplecrackers mug.A device Usually used to connect papers together, but, it is also commonly know as the puppet that replicates your boss when your reharsing for what you will say when you tell your boss your quitting your job. they also look like a pokemon.
boss: last night I caught jeff playing with staplers
co-worker: what did you do?
boss: I fired him, but he said "Sweet relive..." and then ran out of the office singing some song in german.
co-worker: what did you do?
boss: I fired him, but he said "Sweet relive..." and then ran out of the office singing some song in german.
by tacogamer007 April 18, 2018
Get the Staplers mug.by Jim Smail August 25, 2017
Get the smailed mug.I've got really got to bind together these 3x5 note cards but I don't want to use a normal-sized stapler.
Use my staplet!
Use my staplet!
by Cheese Cannon December 6, 2017
Get the staplet mug.by Random24 January 16, 2018
Get the Staplerydis mug.A guy (or girl) that hits on (flirts) and asks out everyone in the opisite sex that they work with.
Eg.)Typically thinks someone is attracted to them, possibly (more or less) wrong.
Eg.) A sampler. That Samples people.
Eg.) (typically shallow people who are very insecure about themselves. That find any form of communication between yourself and the oposite sex in the workforce as a sign of flirting.
There for trying to date them)
Eg.) There goes George asking Elain from front cashier out, i guess Melissa from cosmetics didn't work out.
Eg.) The guy (or girl) that gets sent to HR for sexual harassment.
The person everyone knows about your business in the work place.
Eg.)Typically thinks someone is attracted to them, possibly (more or less) wrong.
Eg.) A sampler. That Samples people.
Eg.) (typically shallow people who are very insecure about themselves. That find any form of communication between yourself and the oposite sex in the workforce as a sign of flirting.
There for trying to date them)
Eg.) There goes George asking Elain from front cashier out, i guess Melissa from cosmetics didn't work out.
Eg.) The guy (or girl) that gets sent to HR for sexual harassment.
The person everyone knows about your business in the work place.
Sample / Sampler.
Ex. There goes George asking Elain from front cashier out, i guess Melissa from cosmetics didn't work out.
Ex. The person that gets told by managment that there's signs of flirting, there for you move on and find another woman (or man) to hit on (flirt) with inside of the work place.
Ex. There goes Jon the Sample, every girl who smiles at him, he thinks they want sex. Pore guy needs to learn more about social behaviours, before he ends up getting fired for sexual harassing all the women that just give him a friendly smile walking by.
Ex. There goes George asking Elain from front cashier out, i guess Melissa from cosmetics didn't work out.
Ex. The person that gets told by managment that there's signs of flirting, there for you move on and find another woman (or man) to hit on (flirt) with inside of the work place.
Ex. There goes Jon the Sample, every girl who smiles at him, he thinks they want sex. Pore guy needs to learn more about social behaviours, before he ends up getting fired for sexual harassing all the women that just give him a friendly smile walking by.
by .Playboy January 31, 2018
Get the Sampler mug.A staple gun is a hand-held machine popularised by public figure Joe Budden. The term is often accompanied by loud yelling and disbelief, particularly directed at the person who sold the staple gun.
Where did he find a staple gun!?!
Who is the employee that sold him a staple gun!?!
First of all, I ain't seen a staple gun in thirty years.
Who is the employee that sold him a staple gun!?!
First of all, I ain't seen a staple gun in thirty years.
by mkpk May 17, 2018
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