ur niece smell like cheese

Instantly crucifies any person unlucky enough to be struck with this fatal blow. ur mum gay, ur dad lesbian, none of those hold a candle to the sheer power of this.

The year is 40000 CE. War has been waging against Joe and Carl for ages. The universe is at its last bit of power. It cannot hold for much longer.

Joe: ur family tree LGBT
Carl: I’m sorry, old pal.
Joe: wha-
Carl: ur niece smell like cheese

Joe instantly dies. The universe collapses in on itself.

by KetchupDubai December 2, 2018

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what does pussy smell like

Fish, just fish.

What does pussy smell like?
Fish

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smell your dick

Quite possibly the stupidest, most ridiculous song known to mankind.

Dave: Did you hear that song "Smell Your Dick" by Riskay?

Phil: Yeah, that song is soooooo fucking stupid dude... like wtf..??

Dave: Werd...

by phizzle413 March 2, 2009

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Smell my cheese

A technique used to punch your friends/someone who deserves it.
You put your fist on the flat palm of your other hand and tell the victim to smell your cheese. When they put their face near your fist, you punch them. Simple as that.
Lazy cousin of The Cancer Prank.

Person 1: Hey Dan, smell my cheese. -Holds out 'cheese'-
Person 2: Um, okay... -Does so-
Person 1: -Punch-
Person 2: OW. You bastard!

by Naevai December 8, 2009

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smellanie

-totall bf
-rad rader
-less of a slut then you would think
-real keeper
-dope iller
-80s fan

that rad babe is like a totall smellanie

by jay rogge February 3, 2004

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smell of neglect

a term used to insult someone with shit hygeine,bad grooming ,long grotty hair or who wears shabby clothinghippy.often used as a humourous comment more so than an actual insult,or when insulting a person who is actually considerably middle class yuppie just to piss them off.

angry kid:damn,boay!you smell of neglect!go get yourself a . haircut and some real shoes.

shabby kid:be nice!

or

rich kid:my parents just got me a whole entertainment center!

angry kid:ewwww!smell of neglect off you!

rich kid:huh?what the fuck!!!be nice!

by spoonbadger December 19, 2006

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