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Slobbering Garfunkel

This is an obscure one.

Your Uncle, who bears more than a slight resemblance to Art Garfunkel, has just blown you to completion and your father is on the receiving end of your uncle's snowball.
Holy crap dude, Burt just gave your Dad a slobbering Garfunkel.
by Miss Toffee September 9, 2010
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SlobFather

A Fantasy Football Guru,his draft is exquisite, he wins all trades and is a genius working the waiver wire. All fear his greatness!
Don't put in a lineup,why bother! You ain't got a chance against the SlobFather!!
by Rumplenutz September 24, 2021
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nob slobber

Girl who loves slobbing the nob. (penis)
Everyone knows Mary is a huge nob slobber man. Forget that hoe.
by donedeal November 13, 2005
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slob mentality

A resolve, desire or willingness to slob (give oral sex). Sort of like mob mentality, contrary to popular belief, this can apply to either men or women.
"Every girl in sight looked like peaches and pie, mmmm, I was on some slob mentality last night."
"This girl wouldn't take no for an answer, she had straight up slob mentality!"
by Zimbabwe May 13, 2004
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cock slob

A guy or girl who loves to give oral sex.
This campus is full of cock slobs, both straight and gay. If you can't get your junk sucked here, you must be a total loser.
by osu6789 August 22, 2009
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slob

a word that disrespect the hardest people in the world
saying the word slob to me will get you hurt bitch ass crabs
by lil' dawg a.k.a crabkilla August 6, 2006
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Slobber Knocker

Perpetual, swift and powerful thrusting into the vagina by the male from the mounted position of doggy style, hence the name "slobber knocker"
That hooker aint ever gonna recover from that! After all it was the slobber knocker
by Dieter Hellstrom April 25, 2010
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