Slatered (verb)

Slatered: To be publicly savaged, skewered, slagged and sledged in the Kiwi interpretation and sense of the word.
As a victim comes killer close to being 'almost' slandered' by a mammalian blogger named Whaleoil and a relentless pool of politically motivated pirahana pals. The former too large and vicious for mainstream gutter media or channels. Is more like observing a sewage-farm as more material is dug up daily and drip fed from the depths continuously as is the waiting to see what floats to the top.
Just don't mention medication or mental health issues.

Incumbent Mayor and dragon lady mistress "Slatered (verb)"

Left (sic) for dead meat after repeated frenzied attacks.. May have been New Jersey Shore affiliated attack or conveniently a Right National Party propagandist driven post party poo. Extra marital sex definitely occurred..Nasty stinky brown mess will linger a lot longer.

by dis-com-blog-ulator October 22, 2013

salted zanky

when one puts a spicy substance on their penis.

jayson salted zanky ed while eating mexican food.

by billferd January 1, 2014

salted

another word for lit; to get wasted. have a good ass time

"Hey Fern, wanna get salted tonight?!"
"Hell ya! I'll bring the tequila!"

by snotalie August 17, 2016

salted

to be cracked out on Adderall for days.

Tyler: I have a test at 8am tomorrow
Kaleigh: Just pop an adderall and pull an all-nigher!
Tyler: Ive literally been salted for days

Tyler: Salted means Adderall...

by madawgyyyyyy August 16, 2016

SlateBeast

Someone who goes out of their way to pretend to be different in an attempt to impress people who are not different. All the while maintaining their normalness. Basically a human paradox. SlateBeasts also unnecessarily use the British English spellings for words despite of solely being a resident of the U.S... Example of such behavior; "if your favourite "coffee" drink is a Carmel macchiato, mocha, or white mocha then you don't love coffee. you love sugar".

"SlateBeasts are the worst photographers, going on pointless "hikes" and "adventures" for the sake of taking pictures."

"Caleb is such a SlateBeast."

by MaybeCaleb July 22, 2016

Slanted

More than triggered, more than tilted. You are slanted.

My crippling depression ensures that I am slanted constantly, on a daily basis

by Vacxozzy September 7, 2016

sLATE

also known as super late.

Its being used by peoples on ROBLOX and BloxCity.

Valkriusa : Hey dude, have you heard about that new awesome game coming out!?

NuzzlX : uhm, you mean Overwatch?

Valkriusa : Yeah that!

NuzzlX : I've heard about that 3 weeks ago.

Valkriusa : Wha-!?

NuzzlX : You're sLATE.

by Spinoch March 8, 2017