happy-slapping

A recent craze in which chavs ambush an innocent passer-by, and beat them up while one of the gang videos the whole episode on their mobile phone. The video is kept as a trophy and passed round the class at school.

The chavs who engage in this don't seem to recognise it as assault or have any kind of conscience, which is very worrying. How long will it be before we read about "happy rapes" or "happy murders"?

In London, British Transport police have investigated 200 happy-slapping incidents in the past six months, with eight people charged with attacks at south London stations and bus stops in January alone

by Zoggi June 11, 2006

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Cointreau Slapper

An alcoholic drink. Fill a standard shot glass 3/4 full with Cointreau. Light on fire. Slap your hand down on the still-flaming shot glass (don't wait too long or the shot glass will overheat). Make sure to keep your hand flat, and center the shot glass in the middle of your palm. The glass will suction onto your palm. Raise the glass, show your friends, then slowly remove it from your hand and drink the shot. Even better if you can inhale the air as well.

We were drunk at Rich's party last night; we drank five Cointreau Slappers each.

by fijimike May 18, 2009

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jell-o slapping

You know when you slap a bowl of jell-o and it jiggles. Yeha that's jell-o slapping. But what do you think when you see it jiggle? It could be meat beating, or booty spanking. Or opening doors, taking out the trash, playing Nintendo, any thing your mind desires.

Jell-o slapping is so relieving but my mom says it's only okay if I do it while I'm at school.

by FJR the Mario April 26, 2006

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Slappywag

1.) A term used to express anything you like: Invented by Peter Griffin of Family Guy fame.
2.) One half of the popular alias held by famoust explorer Adam Haxell: Because of his immmense fame, Adam had to create an alter-ego in order to avoid detection from the world's media. The name he arrived at... Fransisco Slappywag

1.) "More beer please, you slappwag."
2.) "Excuse me can I get a room? The name? Fransisco Slappywag."

by Jack Caulfield December 25, 2004

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