Professional Ski Bum 

When a person with a full-time professional career (i.e. doctor, engineer, lawyer) spends all their extra money and free time on high end ski gear and ski trips. Professional ski bums live for winter and will spend any amount of money and PTO to indulge their powder hound desires. Within reason. Professional ski bums are differentiated from regular ski bums by their desires to also own a home, have a girlfriend, a nice car, a career, a retirement plan, and to smell nice.

Professional Ski Bum 1: I have saved up 20 days of PTO! We should take a killer trip to Chamonix this season!

Professional Ski Bum 2: I just bought a pair of skis during the DPS Dreamtime that would make shredding Chamonix sick!

Co-worker: So what are you doing this weekend?

Professional Ski Bum: I'm going skiing.

Co-worker: Skiing? But it's the middle of August!? It hasn't snowed for months, and it won't snow for a few weeks more!

Professional Ski Bum: Uhh, it's winter in Patagonia, and Bariloche is supposed to get close to 2 feet! FYI, I won't be in the office on Monday. Or Tuesday. And possibly Wednesday.

Professional Ski Bum by Helluva Engineer September 10, 2019

Mexican Ski Lift 

A Mexican Ski Lift is a sex position, it's when you wrap your penis in sandpaper and conduct in anal sex. Leaving your partner is excrutiating pain.

Awhhh dude, Mike gave his a girlfriend a Mexican Ski Lift!

Mexican Ski Lift by TheyKnowMeAsTheAnon October 5, 2010

air tight ski pole 

When you take five guys and one girl and have sex with her. Three dudes picking a whole, either mouth, ass or pussy. While they fuck her in her wholes she takes the two other guys standing at her side and begins jerking them off as if using ski poles.

Dude #1: Man we need to run the ol' air tight ski pole on this bitch.
Dude #2: Dude I get one of the wholes no matter what.
Dude #3: I get ass you get pussy?
Dude #4: What if your shit touches, won't that be weird?
Dude #2 and 3: Maybe, but fuck it.
Dude #4: Ok, well I'll take the mouth, I guess that leaves you guys as the poles.
Dude #1 and 5: FUCK! Well there better be plenty of lube.

air tight ski pole by Colt4540 April 24, 2008

alaskan ski-pole 

when you first a girl so hard at a football game. you use your muscles to hold her up above your head and she slides all the way down your arm.

yo andrew alaskan ski-poled ali so hard last night

alaskan ski-pole by alicandrewg September 20, 2012

jet ski wave 

to ride a random woman from behind in a club with your hands in the air... I'M ON A JET SKI WAVE!!

yooo check my man, he's on a jet ski wave!

jet ski wave by Oatttt July 30, 2011

Skii bo ski 

The man on American Idol who looks ridiculous but has a kinda good voice.

Skii Bo Ski will Mollywop your ass!

Skii bo ski by SkiiBoSki January 14, 2010

Russian Ski Mask 

(n) The glorious act of blowing your majestic load into someone's face in subzero temperatures and having it freeze.

The recipient's mouth will be open wide as with all unsuspecting facials and after the "frosting," the rest of the face will be covered as well; minus the eyes, should they have the sense to close them, of course. The final product will look like a white ski mask.

Keep in mind that man-spunk is hot, so it will not freeze immediately. It will take some time. Tie victim up as necessary under the guise of it being "kinky."

Ashley was being annoying as hell, so I took her outside the cabin and gave her a good ole Russian Ski Mask.

That shut 'er up.

Russian Ski Mask by Violent Milk July 30, 2010