Noah: "Dude, Ira's simping with his girl Jasmine again."
Dominick: "What a simp."
Jordan: " What a bot."
Dominick: "What a simp."
Jordan: " What a bot."
by koolade5k May 5, 2020

by CEOofSimplolgy March 16, 2020

Squirrel In My Pants.
Based off of Candice Flynn’s hit song from famous television show “Phineas and Ferb.”
To call someone a Simp, means that it they are someone trying obsessively to get into another person’s pants/ genital organs.
A simp is someone prioritizing hooking up over all other people and activities.
Based off of Candice Flynn’s hit song from famous television show “Phineas and Ferb.”
To call someone a Simp, means that it they are someone trying obsessively to get into another person’s pants/ genital organs.
A simp is someone prioritizing hooking up over all other people and activities.
by That Dude Kid March 28, 2020

A male who swallows their pride multiple times to do stuff for an ungrateful woman. A simp will go out of their way to please a woman hoping for some pussy, but everyone can see they will never get any. Typically tied to males with the name of Coby.
Guy 1: Coby "Downers" bought that girl lunch. Didn't she say she thought he was ugly?
Guy 2: She doesn't like him, but he still buys her lunch everyday. What a simp.
Guy 2: She doesn't like him, but he still buys her lunch everyday. What a simp.
by fukcobyjowers January 23, 2020

Person 1: “omg you know natalia damn she has such a phat ass🤤“
Person 2: “man your simping yet again, she dont like you😒“
Person 2: “man your simping yet again, she dont like you😒“
by 🐩 puppy person August 10, 2020
