Shbones

To engage in sexual intercourse. Can be used in all tenses, including imperative. "Shbones!"

"Man, last night I met this chick and I totally shbonesed her!"

by Hercules! January 25, 2008

Schmoned

Combo on Smoke and stoned, the "ch" is just for fun

I got so schmoned last night

by Sassy Schmoner May 27, 2012

Shamoner

A shame based boner. It "arises" in stressful situations where an unwelcome and inappropriate boner is experienced.

He got a shamoner when he walked in on his old man pounding his mother only to see her climax & drench the bed. The resulting shamoner made a quick get away more difficult!

by JonReremy33 May 12, 2014

shamonte

a fine ass female that don’t put up with nobody shit

“ yo is that shamonte she don’t put up with nobody shit, she don’t care who you is.”

by talledee May 21, 2018

shlon

Another word for a dick, preferable a big one.

Wanna bounce on my shlon?
Wanna choke on my shlon?

by MathLabs May 22, 2018

Shlong

A Shlong is a rather long dick especially when not erected.

Can be in the way, between the Man legs when he is walking.

-We could see that dude's shlong through his cyclist pants, I'm telling you!

- Wow it must of been so awkward Sofia.

by Mathylda00 September 9, 2018

Shlong

A penis so long you can tie it in a knot.

Bruh, my shlong is longer than yours.

by Jack Tenny September 24, 2018