shmoon

-a name to call people that piss you off.
-an insult.

could mean...
-whore
-bitch
-dumbass
-ugly person
-pretty much anything else that is an insult.

Example 1:
Girl 1: Jessie kissed Jeff at that party on Saturday.
Girl 2: Isn't Jeff still going out with Beckie.
Girl 1: Exactly.
Girl 2: Whatta shmoon.

Example 2:
Girl: She stole my boyfriend! Damn skanky shmoon!!

Example 3:
You're a shmoon if you didn't know what shmoon meant.

Example 4:
Guy 1: Dude, did you hear Rick is dating Julia.
Guy 2: Ew! That's disgusting!!
Guy 1: Yeah, I know man. She's such a shmoon.

Example 5:
Man, I hate that shmoon.

by kimmmmmmmy1019833 December 8, 2009

shmog

1. A word someone says when upset with somebody
2. A word someone says when sad about something

1. This shmogs! I can't beleive he cannot come over!
2. I really wanted to go see the movie, youre making me shmog.

by jacobsol June 21, 2010

shmoked

When a nigga outchea dummy lit off da grass whoa fast yuh

*nigger smokes weed and drinks lean and goes crazy*
Supreme Patty: oh faaast, he shmoked!

by Ooh yuh say dat June 25, 2017

Shmook

a gay ass nigga called edgar

edgar sucking dick he's such a Shmook

by straight nigga Adiel November 15, 2019

shmoron

A word, resembling moron, used when you wanna act cool and use a russian/arabic accent. Usually refers to stupid morons.

Will Ker is the biggest shmoron on earth!!!

by POO man. January 13, 2005

shmonsole

A word used in conjuction with the word console as to describe the speakers discust of console gaming. Usually used when the speaker is primarilly concerned with PC gaming and the speaker could be considered a PC fanboy.

Console shmonsole, when does it come out on PC?

by Mattmaka9 April 28, 2005

shmoffle

The things you knock off your cleats from the football/soccer field after a muddy practice-they look like waffles, shoe waffles.

"The mangers slapped the back of Mark's helmet for leaving shmoffles all over the track, after they had plenty to clean up already."

by Debbi April 21, 2008