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Schlumping was used to describe the state of Mr. Bix's borphin in the Dr. Suess book "did I ever tell you how luck you are".
Schlumping was used to describe the state of Mr. Bix's borphin in the Dr. Suess book "did I ever tell you how luck you are".
Every morning at six Mr. Bix wakes up because he has a borphin to fix. His borphin is schlumping and he must unschlump it before the next night.
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Past tense - Schlumped
Present tense - Schlumping
“To schlump.”
Sticking your male genitalia into either a fruit or vegetable. This action is usually done at the grocery store in conjunction with edging. Schlumping is commonly done at lunch time or whilst eating a healthy snack.
Past tense - Schlumped
Present tense - Schlumping
“To schlump.”
Sticking your male genitalia into either a fruit or vegetable. This action is usually done at the grocery store in conjunction with edging. Schlumping is commonly done at lunch time or whilst eating a healthy snack.
*Example 1*
Guy 1 - “Hey man can you help me out right now?”
Guy 2 - “nah I’m too busy Schlumping right now maybe later.”
*Example 2*
Guy 1 - “Hey man I thought you were at the party, where are you?”
Guy 2 - “I’m Schlumping my shit crazy style in the produce aisle!”
*Example 3*
Guy 1 - “Hey, have you seen our Halloween pumpkins?”
Guy 2 - “Aww sorry man, I’ve Schlumped em’ all”
Guy 1 - “Hey man can you help me out right now?”
Guy 2 - “nah I’m too busy Schlumping right now maybe later.”
*Example 2*
Guy 1 - “Hey man I thought you were at the party, where are you?”
Guy 2 - “I’m Schlumping my shit crazy style in the produce aisle!”
*Example 3*
Guy 1 - “Hey, have you seen our Halloween pumpkins?”
Guy 2 - “Aww sorry man, I’ve Schlumped em’ all”
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