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PROFESSIONAL SHITEATING

When a SHITEATER finds a partner who has no inhibitions to SHIT EVENTUALLY.

Most exhibitionistic SHITEATERS who are on REAL TIME .

A real FLIP FUCK.
Finding a PROFESSIONAL SHITEATING person is half the battle.

As I can perform PROFESSIONAL SHITEATING as being a SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL as I have no choice on how they choose to exhibit me.

I was FUCKING JOHN real good and he gave me a real FLIP FUCKING putting his ASSHOLE INTO my mouth making me perform PROFESSIONAL SHITEATING.
by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 13, 2021
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Darren Shipley

wow that’s darren shipley? man i wish i was him, he’s a total bad bitch
by The Aquatic Falcon April 22, 2022
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Don’t call me Shirley!

This line is spoken by Dr. Rumack, played by Leslie Nielson, in the film Airplane!
In one of the film's most famous scenes, former pilot Ted Striker (Robert Hays) discovers that both the pilot and co-pilot of Trans American Flight 209 have succumbed to food poisoning. Dr. Rumack asks Striker if he can fly the plane and land it. Striker responds, "Surely you can't be serious," prompting Rumack to say, with a straight face, "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."
Julia seen Sharlene at the party and thought she was Shirley, so she said “Hi, Shirley! Nice hairdo!”. However, Sharlene didn’t take it that well and slapped Julia in the face “Don’t call me Shirley!” she huffed and left.
by elixrramen July 23, 2020
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National send shirtless pic to your discord friend day

March 6

Take a shirtless pic and send it to your discord friend, that happens to be a girl.
Person 1: "What day it is?"
Person 2: "March 6"
Person 1: "Oh, it is National send shirtless pic to your discord friend day"
by NeverEverLeave March 6, 2022
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Shitler

That Shitler Donald Trump just keeps saying dumb anti american things on twitter, he's like a poor man's hitler, a Shitler.
by Logicalfella September 26, 2017
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shitler

After having butt sex with a dirty ass, you pull your shit covered dick out and smear a little patch of shit on the fuckee's nose. Then you pull out some of the fuckee's pubes and you sprinkle them on the smeared shit. Then you stand up and salute while shouting "Heil Shiter!"
dude 1: Guess what I did last night?
dude 2: Wha?
dude 1: I gave your mom a Shitler.
dude 2: Goddamnit. You motherfucker!
by bobertmeowth February 11, 2008
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