shitedom

a realm that exists within every activity where the perp is no good

pinkney - 'weve been playin this footy match for 15 mins and no one has scored yet'

bellis - 'aye'

nathan - 'ya both belong in shitedom, yer crap at fifa'

gav - 'hahahahahahahaha'

by slipperyjoe December 15, 2009

Shitbear

It defies definition.

That's all fine and good, but it stands that Shat Man is a shitbear. Shat Man is a shitbear, look at that poetry.

by paradox42 December 23, 2009

shitegrity

The act of telling the truth about the number of shits someone takes.

Bob claims he had to take another dump, but I seriously question his shitegrity.

by TheFormerMayor December 1, 2010

shite

A completely fucked up way of saying "shit" favored by people who think it's very important for you to know that they have read a book, or been to Europe, or are down with U2 or the Pogues, or any other losers from Europe and want you to immediately recognize how cool they are: "Hey! He said 'shite' instead of 'shit'! That's way cool!"

"Shite" is never said by black people, even in Europe, because it will never, ever be cool. Seriously, did Shaft ever say "shite"? Did Ice-T ever say "shite"? I think we're done here.

Shite, I'm an enormous wish-I-had-the-balls-to-be-a-fag!

by Stalker Patty May 4, 2011

Shite-pilot

A homosexual, someone who practices trouser love.

Dude: Has Jimmy got a girlfriend?
Other dude: That shite-pilot? he likes the cock too much.

by MadMax1993 January 10, 2012

Shetee

A goatee that's unintentionally, or unknowingly, on a woman's face. Usually the result of poor hygiene.

"I've never seen such a thick shetee!!"

"Did you see the Shetee on that chick!!! How disgusting! !!"

"That fat chick has the nastiest Shetee!"

by bykguy February 5, 2014

shiteleration

Shiteleration- the point at which a person needs to take a dump so badly that once the individual finally makes his or her way to the toilet they crap so hard the turd exits the anus under acceleration.

Jonny needs to shit so bad, once he sits down he will experience uncontrolled shiteleration!

by cumaniac June 19, 2016