Shimmying their asses off

When a massive event is happening and you don’t have just the fear of missing out (FOMO); you’re literally missing out.

1. My friends are shimmying their asses off at that huge party while I'm fucking grounded after I falsely accused of that dumb fight at school!
2. They're shimmying their asses off at the Super Bowl in NOLA when I'm stuck at home and forced to pirate the game.

by Weber Areiv November 16, 2025

Shitmonkey

To be used instead of swearing

Holy shitmonkey or oh my shitmonkey

by Bmullen66 November 29, 2025

Shaft Shimmer

A Shaft Shimmer is another name for a handjob. This term was coined by Garrett.

Zach - last night totally got a Shaft Shimmer last night behind Gus'

by zachquinnfosho November 1, 2010

Towel shimmy

When you have your towel tied around your waist and you un-tie it. It doesn't fall down so you perform a hands free towel shimmy.

This morning I had a shower, afterwards i was getting dressed. I had my towel around my waist, and my phone in my hand texting a friend. In order to take my towel off i needed to perform a hands free Towel Shimmy, Afterwards i felt majestic as fuck.

by Jewish Thunder May 4, 2014

Silver shimmer

When you fuck a old lady with white pr gray hair. Then cum on her hair

I gave a granny a silver shimmer last night

by Gem May 1, 2016

k-shimmy

a dance to where you move your arms in a alternating sideways uppercut and move your hips in a rocky toilet motion.

hit that k-shimmy lil shawty

by HoogyPoogey98 March 13, 2017

Michaela Shimmy

A seduction tactic where you shimmy up to your significant other when they are in a chair reading a book and say, "Hey babe," before trying asking them to come with you to the bed room.

This was created my Michaela Laws on a twitch stream on September twenty second in 2017.

Michaela sends her apologies to anyone who's partner does the Michaela Shimmy.

by Ghost Of The Stars September 23, 2017