shag the sheep

To jerk off

I saw you shag the sheep in bed the other night

by Jzdawg November 25, 2016

Water Sheep

A rainbow sheep from PewDiePie's famous gaming series "Minecraft Epic".
It used to be a grey sheep before it was named jeb_ and swam around the corner to Felix's Minecraft garden. It died of suffocation soon in the series due to Felix torturing him with pistons.

"Water Sheep was like a father to me."
-Felix Kjellberg to Water Sheep's death

by Calico Kaco November 16, 2019

two sheep

the eastern europian way to say TWO SHITS.

for two sheep i fuck off back home me, two sheep

by sky high March 10, 2009

sheep shagger

A Derby County fan.

"Piss off you sheep shaggers!"

by ForestTillIDie January 4, 2014

bleeding the sheep

Having heavy flow to your maxi pad

I wanted to go swimming in the pool but I was bleeding the sheep

by SlowAndLow November 14, 2014

sheep goated

When one becomes overwhelmed with too much information at one particular time about ( upcoming events, special occasions, etc).

Johnboy was sheep goated when he was informed about the upcoming event.

I sheep goated the shit out dat bitch.

by G-oober August 13, 2017

sheep paralysis

When suddenly you freeze and all sheep within 50 miles of you slowly make their way to your current location to fucking default dance on you with their hooves. Usually occurs when around bodies of salt water.

Or maybe you meant to go to sleep paralysis and ended up here because it looked funny.

Dude, where did all the sheep come from?
Must have had sheep paralysis.

by SLAAAAAAYER April 24, 2023