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Scaredy pants hands

Hands that instinctively cower in pockets during high anxiety, social encounters.
While some men possess wolf-like prowess around the ladies, others become overwrought with feelings of inadequacy and experience scaredy pants hands and generally finish off the night that way.
by Gadeanz August 8, 2016
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Sharadon

Sharadon is a goal driven woman. She does not let anyone stand in her way of her dreams. Her circle is usually small because having too many friends is overwhelming for her. She is also smart and beautiful on the inside and out. But, do not push Sharadon's button! She can go from 0 to 100 at the drop of a dime. When it comes to men, Sharadon is very picky. If a man does not meet her standards, she does not want nothing to do with him. Do not break her heart, or you will be sorry. Sharadon will always be called mean but she is not! She keeps it real and never holds her tongue.
Don't ever play Sharadon. You'll end up getting played yourself.
by Ms. Shar December 19, 2016
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Shard Daddy

Someone who provides shards (methamphetamine ) to shard whores without monetary fees in exchange for other services.
That Shard Daddy takes good care of his shard whores.
by MrsParadise March 8, 2017
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shard farming

The act of searching the floor for stray pieces of methamphetamine, typically for an hour or longer. This is in part because it's almost always picking through carpet for near-shake. Never involves actual shards or fingers, despite the name, because larger pieces are so much more quickly and easily found.

The effects of meth leads tweakers to compulsively do this, enough that it is a strong indicator of being twacked -- or much less commonly spun out (the sleep deprivation-induced fatigue and the distractability caused by it typically prevent getting stuck for long).

Notably, no ice needs to have actually been dropped -- if they believe some may have been, that is often enough for the search to begin -- and the search will frequently continue whether everything has been found, there never was anything, or all that remains is particles that only a vacuum could extract from the fabric (the last will involve copious cursing and, if no one manages to redirect the seekers' attention, possibly lead to some expression of rage).
Man, he was so twacked last night; he was shard farming the whole time I was over there.

Hey, you remember when we spent like four hours shard farming in that hotel when you dropped the sack?
by thdckmnngg June 11, 2018
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Scared shit

When you’re takin a shit in a stall with a faulty lock
I was at school taking a scared shit
by BearEggs November 21, 2018
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Scaredum

being so afraid of something you start making up words
Louisa: omg let's play hide and seek in the dark
Gavin: Bro, I might die from scaredum
by minisukii February 16, 2019
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shard chaser

Meth heads that'll do anything for the next shard.
Yo bro she's a straight up shard chaser. She was on my dick all night waiting for that next shard!
by DirtywhiteboyFL November 25, 2019
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