Segal Theory

Obama=Osama=911

Segal theory has to do with 911 and who is really behind it

by ripnipsey April 8, 2019

Seahorsed

When a female individual gets pregnant, gives birth, then leaves the baby behind with the father aka single dad status. This does not include if female is deceased and father is left to care for child on his own. This is solely for females who have left the male with their child on purpose; she has seahorsed the man.

Jenny: So you just left him with your baby?
Franny: Fuck yeah I seahorsed that fool. I'll come back after there's some mental trauma established so I can pretend I was always caring mother.

by Clibbz June 19, 2019

seahorse relationship

It is a romantic relationship that is the complete opposite of a normal relationship where the women does all the work for the man and the man expects to be served in this relationship the women eats the mans ass during sex instead of the other way around and in rare instances the man gets pregnant these relationships usually don’t last very long because the women is sick of the mans shit literally and figuratively

Wait she paid for his meal I hope they don’t have a seahorse relationship

by Lolimachickenn January 10, 2020

Selah

A town nobody is sure really exists, that pretends to have big city problems, but is really just a bunch of hoes in cowboy boots.

Is Selah ever going to get a Starbucks?

No, but we did get a Dollar Tree.
Score!

by Dark.Night February 10, 2020

sega

italian slang for jerking off

I sega'd after kissing that girl

by batchagaloop October 8, 2020

Seahorse Syndrome

When your anaconda becomes a vaccum attachment and the male is impregnated with the females egg or eggs. A process by which the man becomes pregnant and acts like a total bitch.

She said that aint my kid, yah Seahorse Syndrome motherf...r, look at it doesn't look anything like me, look it's skin tone is even different!! I don't know who you were screwing but this bitch ain't that bitch, is that clear, ok, have a GOOD DAY! And tautau for now and maybe forever on your down there, green eggs and ham.

by PistolwhipnWillie November 8, 2020

Sega'd

When you, someone, and/or something did something mediocre and/or bad.

Paper Mario: Color Splash Sega'd the battle system, reusing it again from Sticker Star.

by BimpyBoi December 1, 2020