turd scampi

Shrimp scampi that is made with turds instead of shrimp, usually hardened and old, so it doesn't fall apart.

Comes with your choice of seasonings and served with a side of scoof.

If you wanna join our club, you have to eat the turd scampi.

by Jimbo Baggins July 16, 2008

scamp

Shorten version of scamper, another cocaine slang

"hey man give me another scamp"
"that was some good scamp you got"

by Rip Chikkin January 15, 2004

scrumpet

A brittish delecacy which has a small amount of rat feces in its ingredients.

shall we have tea and scrumpets with our evening meal?

by soapy nipples January 15, 2005

Scrumpin

Grindin Bumpin.

Also can be used to describe a state of being such as im

just scrumpin right now then I'm off to work.

chillen now = scrumpin.

Chillin out have a good time.

Just scrumpin with this chick

have sex... i was just scrumpin wit my girl.

I was scrumpin in the club.
What you doing ? ah im just scrumpin
Oh just scrumpin it up in ohio.

by seanno rounsley July 18, 2008

Scrumple Dumpled

Nick, Colleen, James, and Megan...need lives...(nicholas cage was awesome in Raising Arizona! BITCH!)

Oh man i scumple dumpled your mom!

Meow, we're dumb

by Highlander! February 28, 2005

scrump

A chick so nasty and disgusting that even beer goggles won't do her justice.

Even from a distance and completely trashed, I could tell that Sharon was a complete scrump.

by Brian He July 20, 2008

Scampoo

n - shampoo that has been tampered with and filled in with different substances. Usually done on April Fool's Day as a prank.

Guy: I'm going to take a shower
Girl: (giggles) have fun
Guy: ok?

Guy: ow shit you put peanut butter in my shampoo? You gave me scampoo?

by Gorillafaceoff May 6, 2011