scrongulosis

when your junk becomes diseased and you wont see a doctor to see what it is

Couldn't figure out what was wrong with my junk, so for now its scrongulosis

by Jonfiveten June 26, 2025

Blue scronchies

Blue scronchies are the best color scronchie, texture scronchie, and most stylish.

Only cool VSCO girls wear blue scronchies.

by Gam gam Glenda July 31, 2021

Blue scronchies

OMG! Scrunchies are theeee best!!! Especially blue ones. They fit nicely around your wrist…. AND ANKLE!! They are perfect for putting your hair in bun buns and pigtails! Also they never run out of style. And don’t even start about the texture. Blue scronchies are literally my life. No seriously I have 6,259,071. THEY ARE THE BEST!!!!

Jessica: Ugh my scronchie broke!

Kevin: idiot, that’s cuz ur not using a blue one. Like duh! Blue scronchies hold up your hair perfectly and are super stylish!

Jessica: oh no I need to buy a blue scronchie NOW!!

Kevin: it’s fine you can borrow one of mine. I have ten billion.

by Turtles-or_frogs July 31, 2021

Tom Scronge

he will eggify ANYONE

check him out on socials

Yo this guy is Tom Scronge

by Tom Scronge August 15, 2022

donky shronk

A word with absolutely no meaning whatsoever. However, the word is often used in inconspicuous and mysterious ways to deter someone.

John: Such a beautiful day out today isn't it?
Riley: Yeah, the presence of donky shronk is magnificent.
John: What?

2nd Example:
Tony: This chicken is great, did you cook it yourself?
Riley: Yes, I even added extra donky shronk, can you taste the donky shronk?
Tony: What is that?

3rd Example:
Bill: Where do you plan on going this evening?
Riley: I think we should go to donky shronk
Bill: What?

by supertzar November 16, 2023