nuclear science

Totally the only science that's worthwhile. Overall #1 best science in the world, practiced only by the most qualified nuclear scientists.

Basically, my buddy Mike is a nuclear scientist. He knows more about nuclear science than most people who have science degrees.

by tg moxley March 8, 2008

Science God

A mere-human being who has been trained in the dark knowledge of science. Often competes in science competitions and does no work in order to obtain this sacred status.

when Ken enters the class, the fellow pupils bow down to the science god.

by N2ted0g March 30, 2008

science juice

a mixture of the energy drink, monster, and gatorade, when made is the ultimate sports drink, it has eveything your body needs to keep going, one sip of science juice will have you up and going for at least three days, and it has meth in it, lots and lots of meth

terrance: are you okay steve?

steve: oh my god!! my eyes are on fire!!

terrance: you've been drinking science juice again, havent you?

steve: yes

by whilwheaton April 2, 2010

schiela

a person who enjoys to talk dirty and do sexual acts

my boyfriend likes to schiela all night long.

by grapey May 13, 2005

Science Granniii

Derived from an episode of Bill Nye the Science Guy, in which an old lady (known as the Science Granny - spelling now changed to Granniii) shows how force works by playing tug of war with her granniii friends against nancy boys. Unfortuanutely, the Science Granniii lost. Tianna (the most amazingly hard person you can ever meet) is now known as the Science Granniii because that granniii was hard and Tianna is carrying out her legend. Kicking nancy boys into the mud the way the orginial granniii should have.

"You are the Science Granniii. Kicking down those nancy boys into mud."

by AdrianaRocks November 15, 2007

scien-socialite

(Pro-noun) An individual that utilizes fun facts to lighten social situations, particularly awkward encounters such as loaded comments or first impressions.

Merging science with the behavior and tactics of a socialite.

Example of use in conversation:

A: "I'm nervous about having a baby."
B: "Did you know that female sea turtles mate with 7 turtles, store their seed, and choose which to release to fertilize their eggs?"
A: "Wow you are a true scien-socialite!"

by Kathy1985 January 13, 2014

Science Justice Warrior

Someone who attempts to reform scientific nomenclature for the sake of making things less arbitrary.

Person 1: "Pluto isn't a planet, and neither is Jupiter or Earth! Planet is a dumb name that means 'wanderer.' We should use 'World' or 'Planemo' instead!"
Person 2: "Stop being such a Science Justice Warrior, bro."

by Gregrox Moon July 8, 2016