Soldotna

A bustling town on the Kenai Peninsula in Alaska. Known for its absolute devotion to Sarah Palin and cheesy tourism promotions. It is a nice place to visit, but if you stick around you'll probably want to commit an hero.

Tourist: "Soldotna is the king salmon capital of the world!"

Resident: "I dont give a fuck."

by Washington D. Jefferson September 22, 2009

fallen soldier

A phrase you use when someone gets completely obliterated because they were roasted so badly.

"Can I get an F for my fallen soldier."

by snek. May 14, 2019

soldering

Jamacain slang for banging.

Soldering it's what the young girl wants.

by Sublimesun May 30, 2016

Red Soldier

*A soldier of a communist country, hence the word "red".

*An online store that sells Russian military perephinelia, including Soviet-era items.

"Cool stuff to check out, until an ego-patriot catches you on it and calls you a commie."
-me

by Dave September 16, 2004

purple headed soldier

a large circumsized penis

that girl nobbed on my purple headed soldier

by badass b boy 2 triple o March 14, 2003

Trojan Soldier

Placing the ball sack over a victims face so that a testicle is in each eye sockey and then laying the penis across the victims nose. Resembles a Trojan soldier's helmet; see also teabag and fadunk

When Timmy passes out we should give him a Trojan Soldier

by ZDubs May 5, 2004

universal soldiers

N. Name given to the asses who walk around in public with Blue Tooth headsets on. So called because of their similar appearance to Jean Claude Van Dam from the movie of the same name.

I was out at the Waffle House the other day when this group of universal soldiers walked in. I mean, who is so important that they're getting calls at three in the morning anyway?

by Nathan Burns November 8, 2006