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sharp sock

A cotton sock that is used to clean up ejaculation off of the bed. over time it dries and becomes crusty/ sharp at which point it needs to be replaced
Dude...watch out! You'll cut yourself on the sharp sock... my bad...my girl always leaves it out!
by apreston1978 April 13, 2009
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Northerner’s Sock

When you fill a condom with gravy, place it on your penis and have sexual intercourse. The phrase “You ‘right love?!” must also be spoken during said intercourse and gravy can also be drunk from a large pitcher.
Person 1: I had a great time last night with that bird.
Person 2: Oh yeah, what’d you do?
Person 1: Yeah mate, we did the Northerner’s Sock.
by TheAlMan November 13, 2018
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Cuck Sock

When you shit in a sock and have your partner swallow it.
The price to play gearsofhalotheftauto 7 salvation army edition eat a cuck sock
by quantum restitution September 26, 2018
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Sock locker

A person who is smelly and disgusting like a locker full of gym socks.
Holy shit, that guy on the treadmill is a total sock locker.

I typed dick licker in my phone and auto correct changed it to sock locker.
by Oopsalberry October 2, 2014
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sleeping with socks on

being the hottest mf alive
Hey! You heard about that guy? He hates having bare feet and always wears socks at night. Sleeping with socks on is great. Boyfriend material!
by 21blood_enjoyer37 November 19, 2021
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sock dropper

Someone who jerks off in their own socks, dropping the damp foot coverings around the house for others to find.
Ethan had been told to leave his dick produce in a piece of tissue, but has instead turned into a real sock dropper.
by Shelby Monin December 25, 2016
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No Socks No Sexuality

*grade 7 kid walks up to grade 5 kid* HEY DO YOU HAVE SOCKS ON Grade 5: Why are you asking Grade 7: NO SOCKS NO SEXUALITY Grade 5: OH SHIT *shows socks* Grade 7: Good. *grade 7 walks away* Grade 7: Hey kid do you got socks. Other grade 5: no *grade 7 takes off belt and starts beating the kid* grade 7: FUCKING WEAR SOCKS. for safe sex. *winks*
by LordShrakman December 23, 2018
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