pencil sharpener

When a girl sits on a guy's penis (so that his penis is up her butthole), she starts spinning in circles while she is still on him. During this, the guy starts moaning sounds similiar to those made by an electric pencil sharpener.

Friend : Hillel, did you and Beverly do the pencil sharpener?

Hillel : Why, yes! We did do some pencil sharpening of our own. I also got the moaning sounds down perfect, Zzzrrrrrr Zrrrrrrmmm

Friend : Thats great, maybe Beverly will pencil sharpen me too!

by Brian Zolo December 28, 2005

sharp spoon

A sharp spoon is a person of slow wit and reaction time. The last person to laugh when a joke is told or a person whose only comeback to any sort of jest is to spout forth "cunt" "fuckhead" and "oh yeah c'mon then!" is a sharp spoon.

Once again Timothy was the last to laugh at the joke...

"You didnt get the joke did you Timothy? Fuck, you're a real sharp spoon are'nt you?"

by Dan_The_Man December 30, 2004

Pencil Sharpener

Vulgar word for 'you know what'.

See Vajayjay

Boy: Can I stick my pencil in your pencil sharpener?
Girl: Are you sure it's going to fit?
Boy: You never know unless you try. *he winks* Don't worry, I'll clean up the shavings afterward

by Geranimo October 3, 2007

Al Sharpton

The formal name for the drink commonly called chocolate milk.

Waiter: Can I get you something to drink?
Customer: Yes, I'll have an Al Sharpton, please.

by p-schaef91 October 27, 2010

Sharp Cheddar

The act of huffing a fart to become aroused.

Brown sure did like that sharp cheddar his woman gave him last night.

by Sharp cheddar February 15, 2009

Wendy Sharpe

Commonly referred to as bendy wendy , this specimin appears to need the toilet all the time and emits a strong odor of bum juice

Freind: wendy sharpe smells a bit
You: y o s s

by Where is tie April 24, 2019

Scarpello

Scarpellos are the coolest people in the world. They inhabit the Philadelphia area and are all attractive and popular people. Most humans envy Scarpello's.

"Yo you wanna come back to my place and chill for a while?"
"Hell no that's beat. I'm going to the Scarpello's that place is off the chain."

by God123456789123456789 March 3, 2009