by CPRT October 24, 2022
Get the Blue Shirtmug. Noun ˈshərt-fuhd-ler
One who engages in shirt fuddling, the act of covertly dirtying up a shirt to dissuade it's owner from wearing it in place of another shirt the fuddler believes to be superior. Shirt fuddling is looked down upon in polite society and its practitioners are generally regarded to be of a lower order of humanity, not worthy of basic dignity or respect.
One who engages in shirt fuddling, the act of covertly dirtying up a shirt to dissuade it's owner from wearing it in place of another shirt the fuddler believes to be superior. Shirt fuddling is looked down upon in polite society and its practitioners are generally regarded to be of a lower order of humanity, not worthy of basic dignity or respect.
Jay: You put my blue shirt in with the dry cleaning, didn't you? SHIRT FUDDLER!!!
Susan: I most absolutely did nothing of the sort. Besides, it's a stupid shirt.
Susan: I most absolutely did nothing of the sort. Besides, it's a stupid shirt.
by Carmine Disco December 3, 2018
Get the Shirt Fuddlermug. The booze based vomit that decorates a drunk city worker's attire when they are found passed out on the last train home.
'I had to sit opposite a passed-out yuppie the other day on the last train home. He dropped a Shirt-bomb and didn't even wake up!
by mrbruceman January 11, 2009
Get the Shirt-bombmug. by CherryRayRay October 28, 2019
Get the Shirt hmug. This item of clothing maybe gifted, purchased new or acquired used at a thrift store. At first it may look like a Jackson Pollock painting gone wrong and the atrocious nature of its appearance draws you to it like moths to a flame. Looking at it on a hanger generally causes feelings of nausea and disbelief. It’s like watching a train wreck… You can’t look away. The magic happens when you try the shirt on. Through some sorcery unknown to The general population the appearance of the shirt changes once on the body and becomes strangely appealing and attractive. Even the most strong-willed people will not be able to resist the urge to purchase it and add it to their wardrobe. Quickly it will become the favorite shirt of the person who owns it and many tears will be shed when it reaches the eventual state of disrepair that where it can no longer be worn in polite society and must be relegated to use as a part of a zombie costume or turned into dust/shop rags.
by Kavanor June 9, 2021
Get the vomit shirtmug. when part of one's shirt has been zipped into the top of one's pants zipper, and thus the tip of the shirt sticks out of the zipper, like a penis, but made of shirt material.
Felix got dressed in such a rush that he didn't realize he had a shirt wiener; he didn't get the job.
by CandyLandy December 2, 2009
Get the shirt wienermug. The act of ripping your t-shirt, much like the incredible hulk when he is angry, in a store, restaurant, or any public area. Once done, you must be sure to cause a scene so you must yell or scream something as it's done and then walk out of said area.
"Bro, let's use your dad's old shirts and do a rip-shirt in that one mexican restaurant down the street and yell: 'HOW YOU LIKE YO BEANS?!' and run out.
"Dude...yes."
"Dude...yes."
by Dr Alfabett February 9, 2012
Get the Rip-Shirtmug.