Secret Crush

A secret crush is someone you only meet once but they make such an impression that you never forget about them. Eventually, you develop a crush on the idea of them and long for the relationship you imagine in your head.

Originally coined on the show How I Met Your Mother in the episode "Hopeless."

Robin: “Oh, my god! My secret crush is here!”

Lily: “Mila Kunis?!”

Robin: “No, MY secret crush. We met a few years ago. . . . I had to leave before we finished talking so that was it. You know, ever since then, I’ve always… Oh, my god, he’s coming over!“

by IceCreamShopRomance February 15, 2012

Glenforest secondary school

A "ghetto" school in mississauga that is known for having a large majority of brown and asian kids because of the IB program, even though it is consider "ghetto" it actually has a lot of money because of government funding.

But when you take a look at the school you wonder where all the money went.

Pocock kid: You go to glenforest secondary school, arent they poor?
Glen kid: naw b, we can actually afford math text books. But I'm sure your school wouldnt know about that.

by sparroww September 29, 2011

Secondary school

A piss take,, full of cockey year 7s acting all hard, year 8s being chavs and thinking they’re well cool, year 9s being hoes and doing makeup everywhere they go, year 10s thinking they’re solid because they in ks4 and year 11s being depressed because of GCSEs....stay well away because everyone is chavvy and will try and beat u up because they think they hard.

Year 10s tryna get through the corridor: Oi m8 get out the FuCkInG way
Year 8s: U WOT M8
Year 10s: U wanna go fam
Year 8s: c’mon en blud try me
*year 8s and year 10s fight in corridor*

Example 2
Year 9 girl: hey ur kinda cute
Year 11 boy: ye u peng aswell

Year 9 girl: wanna link
Year 11 boy: ye sure fam

Example 3
*Year 7 bumps into a year 8*
Year 7: go fuck yourself u fucking shithole pussy ass bitch
Year 8 *confused*: do u even know what u sayin fam

Stay away from Secondary school

by Bdjeksk August 30, 2019

cowboy's secretary

when the girl is riding you, your phone rings, and she picks the phone up and answers it without getting off or taking it out.

last night when you called and my girlfriend answered, we were actually doing the cowboy's secretary.

by The Cowboy with The Secretary April 25, 2011

seckill

If you are a Chinese girl or Chinese boy and you did not "seckill anything" this summer, you are really out of date.

The word "seckill" comes from the online game Legends. It is used to describe the strength of a senior warrior named Flaming Sword. He can kill an enemy within a few seconds. It has recently become a popular word used by game players, meaning defeating your enemy in seconds.

When associated with online shopping, "seckill" refers to the quick sell out of newly-advertised goods. If you look at the transaction record, you will find that each of the transactions is made in seconds. It sounds inconceivable but is the naked truth. This is called "seckill."

Dozens or hundreds of pieces of clothing are sold out within a few seconds and those who have not obtained a garment feel vexed. "Seckill" is the most popular online shopping method at present. This shopping mode is so named for its speed. Many garments, shoes and bags popular among youngsters are often "seckill" targets. Low prices, fashionable styles and limited editions are often associated with commodities which are "seckilled."

i seckilled a group buying of rafting.

by Harry_BX July 13, 2011

Secret King

Someone who likes to delude themselves into thinking they're way cooler, powerful, interesting or successful with women than they actually are. Refers to the story trope of the awkward loser/nerd actually being the mastermind behind everything unbenounced to everyone, which is clearly just a wet fantasy of the gamma writers.

Look at this guy, he can barely put two words together without me cringing into oblivion and he's standing there saying he's slept with 150 women in his lifetime. What a secret king.

by GoingHamsee June 16, 2019

Names section on urban dictionary

Pure cancer of urban dictionary. Despite it BEING AGAINST THE ToS people STILL use it as their edgy little burn book and a place to narccistically promote themselves and someone they are trying to get laid by. It's also the very reason that urban dictionary is so damned watered down these days with unfunny content. We have seen the slippery slope happen with urban dictionary and the names section is the cancer behind it

The Names section on urban dictionary is pure cancer

by xaneks April 23, 2016