Salmoning

The act of slapping your dick on the inside of your thigh in an effort to gain an erection.

I was having trouble getting it up so I went to the bathroom and started salmoning.

by Osiffy December 18, 2023

Salmon handler

The art of venturing into the nether regions of a woman. Aka fingering the pussy.

I am now a licensed salmon handler.

by E.L.James September 03, 2015

salmon dive

The art of falling over and stiffening up flat like a salmon, in order to provide entertainment for whoever is watching.

"Chrissie B fell off his skateboard and performed the ultimate salmon dive!"

by Sendu20 March 11, 2016

The salmon salad

When you're balls deep in ya girl while your dick be soft and she asks her boyfriend to come out of the closet and join in while being soft as well.

It's like having salmon in a salad cause you can barely notice it's there my nigga. Just like ya girl can barely notice ya.

Dude I was fucking this shawty while my dick be swinging around soft and then her boyfriend joined in just as soft as me.

She received the salmon salad.

by the salmon sallad November 08, 2019

Rick Salmon

An 80s actor who looks like a fish

Rick Salmon lives on the east coast

by Bawston69 July 29, 2021

Slithery Salmon

Someone who walks away quickly before a door closes for the door to then be shut infront of someone's face. Similar to the motions of a salmon upstream.

Phil was a slithery salmon every day after science class and never cared to open the door.

by SnappleApple... July 09, 2024

Salmon Jack

A person, preferably tired and worn out by the bullshit in their life, that swims upstream as a result, like a salmon.

David really isn't getting a blumpkin with the rest of us? What a Salmon Jack!

by michael burgers May 14, 2024