Russell

Russell is a guy you want to keep around. Russell's always cross the line but tend to get away with it because of their charm. Smooth like silk but sharp like a knife. Russell may stab you if you come for his partner or family. Russell's are meticulously clean around the house but do not be fooled. Russell can be clean, but when it comes to pranks, he plays dirty. Russell's are great lovers... Of many things. Russell tends to have many friends, but if you cross him you will not see him again.

Girl 1: That guy just insulted me, but something about him draws me in.
Girl 2: Ohhhhhh, that's my friend Russell. He's making moves.

Guy 1: That guy just punched me in the face!

Guy 2: Did you speak to his wife? Cause that's Russell.

by applebottompeens April 8, 2024

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Russell

You thought I was gonna put some corny shit huh

"Russell is the ceo of BMDC"
"Russell is the funniest guy on my snap"

by Bolingoli November 23, 2021

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Charlotte Russell

Charlotte Russell is a full time, pregnant mother to Jack Rorke, her son and dad. She's always a bitch to her son, but it's fine it's whatever. She is a cool JUUL mum, who takes her loving son everywhere.

Wait, Charlotte Russell? Like the whore down the street?

by lillenny2.0 December 17, 2018

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Michael J Russell

Character from old Irish Folklore. Ranga. Similar attributes to Ronald McDonald. Equal to Ian Hawke possibly. Only Freo supporter in the state. Never fully clothed.

''Look at that Michael J Russell over there''
''HOLY CHEESE''
*Starts getting naked

by Nightfella0 May 6, 2024

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Holly Russell

the cretin who must be kept locked away at all times . she will seek out for food and water but you must not give it to her ! (usually found lurking around bins at local parks)

“oi have you seen holly russell ??!!”
“yeah mate just saw her at the bin in prince albert park watch out “

by pigeonsmeller June 24, 2021

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