russia

A country with a very rich history and amazing culture existed until 1991. Now it's so called "Russian Federation" controlled by greedy "new russians" who don't care about anyone or anything and just stealing and ruining what was created before them by Soviet Union and before that.

Russian police : Hey you there, speed limite was 60 km/h and you were going like 250
Dude: Here's 10 $ for ya bustard
Russian police: All right! Good day to you my friend! Oh, by the way, may i wash your car?
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Russian with brain: Screw this governement, they didn't create democracy or anything. The factories don't work and no one is taking us seriously. And this reforms... now i have to pay 2500 rubels for electricity insted of 300.

by Der Ivan May 19, 2006

Russia

Synonomus with Communism.

Josef: Man I hate Russia

Stalin: Yeah dude I hella don't wan't Russia for our government.

by Perco December 24, 2008

HAVE ONE'S MOJO RISING (OR WORKING)

to have your charm or charisma working at full capacity; ain't no stoppin' ya now, especially with reference to scoring with a chick. You can't say or do anything wrong; your charismatic appeal is at peak level.

Talking to the foxy trollop at the end of the bar and trying to get to home plate was like placing a stick of butter in a microwave! She melted, and was up my ass like a proctologist on Monday morning!!! I guess I had my mojo rising that night!

by weave November 1, 2003

Raising Hell

to be a maniac and party in the sun, wreaking havok wherever you go, drinking whiskey and tequila and blasting raise a little hell by trooper. is best when there are minimal amounts of clothing being worn.

"hey, lets take off our pants and raise a little hell!" "raising hell and tequila will sure be the hair of the dog this morning! lets do it!"

by soniawesome August 6, 2008

russia

The most ruthless country on earth. All they want is to invade other countries only to be kicked out pitifully. Russia is responsible for millions of deaths torture, imprisonments and crime against humanity. It is a country which pretends to be democratic but obviously they never understand what democracy is. But it is not their fault they were all born under communism. They know nothing more than killing and destroying. Now a days all the Russians have to do is to suck America's cock to ignore their crimes in Chechnya.

1- Three lions were relaxing and talking to each other:
1st lion : Last month I happened to eat a French tourist and every time I take a shit there comes a nice perfume fragrance out!
2nd lion : I ate a Japanese two months ago and still every time I take a shit there come camera films out!
3rd lion frustrated: six months ago I ate a Russian general and every time I take a shit there are still medals that come out!!!
2- In Russia they wear big hats over their hollow heads.

by lotr July 8, 2005

chocolate covered raisins

When you stick your rag (balls) into a girls butthole and they get smothered with poop.

I hate chocolate covered raisins, they make my rag smell.

I made my girlfriend suck the chocolate off my rag after she gave me chocolate covered raisins.

Freddy couldn't hear cause he wasn't wearing his hearing aids, so when I told him not to stick his balls in my butt, he ended up with chocolate covered raisins.

by Sean Manning June 1, 2005

rusia

The place where instead of water in their lakes and rivers they have vodka. Where everyone sounds like an evil spy. Where anybody would look huge compared to Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Rusia:Hey Hitler.
Hitler:Vat?
Rusia:You lost

Hitler:Vat??
Rusia:World War 2

by Tops-Gallery July 28, 2017