Some gassed up kid who has 6 lighters , can’t handle his drink and blacks out on the train at work drinks, lives to roll about with dogs and say it’s windy while rolling a zoot
by Big h dog! December 11, 2019
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by kyle4269 October 29, 2019
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Noun.
1) The person who picks you up after you run one way to a destination (typically to a brewery)
2) An Uber that picks you up after running a distance one way and you don’t want to run back to your starting point.
1) The person who picks you up after you run one way to a destination (typically to a brewery)
2) An Uber that picks you up after running a distance one way and you don’t want to run back to your starting point.
My husband is my favorite ruber.. He picks me up after I run 7 miles to a local brewery & buys me a beer as a reward!
by Steeltrap45 November 10, 2019
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by Twb_tattoos December 17, 2019
Get the rumember mug.Scornful carny slang term for a disgruntled mark. Also has a similar use in retail to describe an entitled or an asshole customer. Being a rube is NOT a good thing
Carny no.1- that mark got mad because I wouldn’t give him a freebie!
Carny no.2- what a rube!
Cashier no.1- that lady wouldn’t get off her phone in the checkout lane and then got mad at me and complained because I didn’t scan her groceries in the order she never told me she wanted because she expected me to be a mind reader!
Cashier no.2- what a total rube!
Carny no.2- what a rube!
Cashier no.1- that lady wouldn’t get off her phone in the checkout lane and then got mad at me and complained because I didn’t scan her groceries in the order she never told me she wanted because she expected me to be a mind reader!
Cashier no.2- what a total rube!
by DiaperPants January 11, 2020
Get the Rube mug.The combination of motions that often occurs during sexual foreplay that involves both rubbing action and movement of the body particularly of the groin region.
My girl and I started getting frisky and next thing we know the rubment that going on got so intense that the friction turned to fucking.
by NinjaHawk3ye February 22, 2020
Get the rubment mug.People named Ruben are Proven to stop growing at about 4 feet and 11 inches and usually like to play basketball
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