Popsicle Rodeo

When you mount someones back and stick a popsicle up their butt, then see how long you can hold on before they buck you off

My anus is still frozen from the popsicle rodeo. Jerry popsicled me for a full 8 seconds!

by Numb Bum Cowboy March 19, 2019

Turd Rodeo

Total shitshow.

I went to my stepdaughters talent show - total turd rodeo.

by JMoYo1 December 2, 2019

Maskwacis Rodeo

Used in sex , get on top and say something really disrespectful to them and try on after that

Stick your big toe in.... climb on her yell "Regulators! Mount up For Maskwacis Rodeo! smack her as hard as you can and then say in her ear your auntie feels better and hold on.

by Van Hammer December 16, 2019

El Rodeo School

El Rodeo School is the place where you go to if your retarted. There is a lot of persians and asians at El Rodeo. Don’t forget about the dumbass teachers there.

Person one:
Hey Isn’t El Rodeo better than all of the other schools?

Person two: Yes, There is a lot of asians and retarted teachers! Don’t forget about the dumbass persians

El Rodeo School is the place where you go to if your retarted. There is a lot of persians and asians at El Rodeo. Don’t forget about the dumbass teachers there.

by @nogroupchat February 18, 2020

Blood Rodeo

When a woman is on her period and removes her tampon by ripping it out and spinning it around her head.

“Did you have sex with him? Aren’t you on your period?”

“We had a blood rodeo”

by Brittneydidntdoit February 22, 2020

Hazelwell Rodeo

Whilst slamming a bird in doggy you hold onto her hair and proceed to call her the wrong name and see how long you can hold on for.

“Did the hazelwell rodeo last night, only lasted 10 seconds”

by Collegebike May 21, 2021

Mormon Rodeo

When your Morman bro is soaking with his new girl and you jump on his back, smack his ass, and try to hold on for 8 seconds.

Bro 1: "There's not much to do around here is there man?"
Bro 2: " You could try a Mormon Rodeo, my personal best is 7.6 seconds"

by Zephyrousx October 2, 2021