retardest

For people who are too lazy to say "most retarded".

"I've just heard the retardest song!"

by xxshizzamxx January 3, 2009

retaligagement

The act of getting engaged to someone as a response to your ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend becoming engaged.

Jenny accepting David's proposal is just a retaligagement of Steve proposing to Heather.

by Ryan Smith from Ohio February 10, 2009

Camp Retardundo

1) The mythical place where idiotic people you meet as adults spent their childhood summers.

2) A place that is set up awkwardly, has moronic employees, or is just plain stupid.

1) Dude - you meet that new moron in accounting? Looks like another proud grad of Camp Retardundo.

2) I ordered a beer and that bitch brought me a martini. What is this place - Camp Retardundo?

by dano jamo February 25, 2009

Retard Brothers

Related brother or brothers speaking in a loud, exaggerated bad pseudo gino language.

the retard brothers are acting like a couple hyenas.

by andymack November 30, 2010

emotionally retarded

Adj. used to describe someone who is incapable of understanding or communicating their true feelings or emotions.
1. Emotionally ignorant to the various levels of emotion. Only expresses emotion in black or white - angry or happy. Doesn’t know how to differentiate the emotional shades of gray in between.
2. Often afraid that people will look down on them for expressing their true emotions.
3. Tend to convince themselves that they are feeling a certain way to cover up their true feelings.

Every time my sister is upset about something she says she's angry without analyzing that anger is a reaction that stems from hurt, disappointment, or sadness. She's so out of tune with her feelings that she's emotionally retarded!

by Crysco December 29, 2007

Retalipoo

A punishment from your kitty when you either 1. neglect the litter box. 2. leave them unattended for too long.

Armed with a giant supply of paper towels, I am on the hunt for more retalipoo.

by Tinkerbell Hilton April 1, 2009

alabaster retard

What one may call someone who is particularly white and stupid for instance the moon when asked for directions - originated from BBC 3 comedy The Mighty Boosh

Ok i took a chance, how was i supposed to know he was an Alabaster Retard

by Crispin Whattley September 7, 2005