Ratchard

New Jersey slang for a person involved in Bodybuilding, Body Sculpting, Body Flexing, and Body Posing particularly of the Dorsalones Muscule. Type of person who uses much Baby Oil for Posing and other activities in front of a mirror.

Hide the baby oil, the ratchard is coming.

by Foul Play December 29, 2007

ratchetitis

the disease of being ratchet commonly diagnosed in girls from 13 - 26

That girl twerking on the wall has ratchetitis

by masa_freshhh December 30, 2013

Ratchet Hipster

A diva, mostly from a small town or city that has reason to believe that she is different than everyone else. Unfortunately she is wrong.

Typical signs to beware of include but are not limited to:
-Owning a Samsung Galaxy
-Blares anything by The 1975, Lana Del Ray, Panic at the Disco, Imagine Dragon, Empire of the Sun, AWOLNATION, Brothertiger or any other miserable ass band
-Rowdily quotes "lyrics" from aforementioned artists
-Has curly hair that you can not tell if she just got out of bed or had to fight a hobo for a dollar found on the street and is dyed at least thrice
-Wears torn leggings/stalkings (mostly black), black 8 inch heels (or higher depending on how god-awful they look), a button up shirt that looks like she took it from the hobo from the previous statement (to accent the mismatched shirt underneath it) and 4 layers of henna on her arms to show how good of an "ARTIST" she it
-Repeatedly uses ludicrous terms such as "YOLO", "swag", "boss", "Fetch", "dope", "really", "ratchet", "actually", "Chillin", "yippie ki yay a and shit", "consumerism", etc to make a valid statement
-tries to speak in a British accent to see how long she can do it without breaking character when traveling
-Has a scream voice that would make the singer of Behemoth cringe
-Is commonly known as a "rockstar"

If spotted please report to random people saying "WOW! Look at her IS she a ROCKSTAR? She must be all Ratchet Hipster."

WHOA that girl with the flannel shirt, listening to The 1975 in her Touareg is a ratchet hipster!

by ratchethipstergirl February 9, 2014

Ratchet Jaw

When you do a lot of Coke or Crank & your jaw involuntarily moves in and out or back and forth.

I did a line of glass last night and I still have ratchet jaw, I'm going to be sore as fuck tomorrow.

by Cum Slinger November 6, 2015

ratchet

Adjective, or verb, often used to describe people with swagger. If you are getting ratchet, it means you are doing something crazy. People who get ratchet would typically have swagger as well. Also, you can be ratchet. Anybody associated with getting ratchet or being ratchet probably knows a thing or two about havin a good time.

were gettin' ratchet this weekend. im so ratchet. let's get ratchet

by lets get ratchettt June 6, 2011

rachouane

Someone who is completely obsessed with his thighgap

Dude, look my thighgap has got bigger, because i'm on my diet!

You're such a rachouane....

Wow that thighgap is sooo tumblr

by thighgaplover123 September 19, 2013

Ratchet Cap

Using the vernacular meaning of the word "ratchet"(i.e. a synonym for trashy, slutty, drunk possibly all at the same time) Ratchet Cap applies to a place that is so "ratchet" that it might be considered by passers by to be the most ratchet place currently in existence, or the Ratchet Capitol, which is too many sylables for someone who is actually in the ratchet state of mind. Therefore the term is abbreviated as Ratchet Cap.

Dude1: Dude Why are we throwing beads at these drunk Ho's? It aint even Mardi gras?

Dude2: nah man Panama is the Ratchet cap, don't matter when it is throw beads see boobs.

by The Ako April 23, 2014