Ratcho

A male term for a MF that : 1. Sleeps with all the women in the same group. 2. Uses your shower to wash his shit before he goes on to the next one. 3. Ghetto as HELL 4. Never has money because he owes 5. Busted and keeps calling collect from super max. 6. Always asks to borrow your car or needs a ride 7. Pops up uninvited and unannounced at all hours 8. Always promises to come through with food stamps but never does 9. Swears that he loves you but says that shit to everyone. 10. Has a strap but ain't got no bullets.

"Girl, while you were locked up your man was acting straight Ratcho!"

"I love Ratcho's and Ratcho's love me."

"No you can't use my address Ratcho!"

"That Ratcho's for errrrbody."

"This is Globle Tel-Link with a Collect call from...." Ratcho", press 1 to connect. "

Ratcho by Jill and Ally March 22, 2019

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Ratcho

A rat that is found packaged inside a container of Lunchables Nachos.

Guy: Dude I found a Ratcho inside my lunchables.

Other Guy: Really?

Guy: Take a look.

Ratcho by Redworm January 5, 2022

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Ratcho • Ratchocity • ratchode • ratchole • ratchosity • ratchet • ratcheeto • ratch • rancho • Ratchetivity

ratchetry

When a person is, or chooses to be ratchet! The act of being ratchet.

Expecting a hotel's maid service to dispose of your used condoms is a classic example of ratchetry!

ratchetry by talk2me-JCH2 May 11, 2017

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Ratcheteer

Noun.

A connoisseur of ratchet women, especially those pulled from nightclubs after last call. The ratcheteer's natural mating call is Rihanna's Talk That Talk which he requests from the DJ or sits in the parking lot banging from his car. The Ratcheteer has a specialized mating dance, similar to a body roll, used to signal ratchets that he is in heat. He is especially adept at disposing of evidence in parking lots.

Once a ratcheteer has identified and brought his ratchet back from the club for an "afterparty" he seeks out four specific environments for mating:

1. A living room full of partygoers
2. A public balcony
3. Someones kitchen
4. An air mattress

The ratcheteer typically will have no recollection of the previous evening as they will sleep until noon the next day. They will only find out about their behavior once on word spreads of their ratchetry on social media websites. Ratcheteers will spend all Monday at work on Facebook deleting evidence so close friends and family do not discover their ratchetness.

Q. What time is it?
A. 1:57 AM.

Q. Did you see that guy parking lot creepin' on those ratchets?
A. Yes, he promised them soda and nuggets at his afterpary.

Q. He should be put on probation for ratcheteering son.
A. Fo sho. bboy.

Ratcheteer by SON and BBOY November 24, 2012