A Rotten Cotez is a combination of the Dirty Sanchez and the Strawberry Shortcake. First you insert your finger/penis into her ass, after building up a coating of feces, you wipe it on her upper lip. After this, you ejaculate on her face, aiming for the eyes, then punch her in the nose. The resulting spanish mustache is responsible for half the name, also the blood shed symbolizes the struggle for the fountain of youth and the jizz "tears" the sorrow of never finding it.
That slut from the club was so drunk, she didn't even press charges after I gave her a Rotten Cortez.
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A black kids' school bus.
I got lost in the ghetto one day around the time the schools were letting out and I happened to pass a rotten banana that smelled like fried bologna and Newports ... Damn niggers
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the opposite of cool bananas, the phrase is said to have developed in scotland similair to cool bananas and has a link to the east coast, a student who usually used the term cool bananas expressed dissapointment and lost for words said rotten bananas and the phrase has spread since. rotten bananas is said when something is not cool, bad news has occured, or dissapointment has happend.
I could not get us tickets to the concert
"awww thats rotten bananas"
My hen just ran away
"unlucky man thats rotten bananas"
"awww thats rotten bananas"
My hen just ran away
"unlucky man thats rotten bananas"
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