Crow T. Robot

One of the robot characters from Mystery Science Theater 3000. The coolest 'bot of them all.

"Joel, this is gonna turn into a snuff film."
"No Marmaduke, don't use the triple overhanded stich. Bad dog!"

by jesster79 January 23, 2005

robot philly bj

any robot from, or made in philadelphia, that gives another male a bj, while charging a high price

As i walked the streets of philly, i was offered a robot philly bj, which costed a shit load, and the robot philly bj was gross but accepted it.

by madaboutlife May 27, 2008

Robot Chicken

The best show to ever grace Adult Swim.

Dude 1: Did you see last night's episode of Robot Chicken?
Dude 2: Oh my God, yes! George W. Bush sure does like tacos.
Dude 1: And the Bloopers guy is still obsessed with suicide.

by Mrs Piggy March 22, 2010

ROBOCOP

A person that checks theirs boy friends or girl friends cell phone, email, or anything else trying to see if they are cheating on them.

"yo you moving like a robocop,stop checking my shit." or "Take a break from your partol, you moving like a robocop."

by rico sosa December 9, 2008

giant robot

n: a robot that is large, usually greater than three-hundred meters in height, and is usually used for combat purposes or smashing things.

If I had a giant robot, I'd attack Washington D.C. and force GWB to eat AOL disks and then drive in a pimpmobile down a street with thousands of indiana jones-like booby traps, without the close-shave part.

by _raleeshan_ May 15, 2004

laws of robotics

Three universal laws created by sci-fi writer Issac Assimov dictating the behavior of robots and other artificially intelligent machines.

1. A robot must not harm a human, or cause a human to be harmed through inaction on the part of the robot.

2. A robot must obey the orders of its human master, unless said order violates law #1.

3. A robot must preserve its existence by any means, as long as said means do not conflict with the first two laws.

Zero in MegaMan X violated the first law of robotics by killing a lot of humans.

by SynjoDeonecros July 15, 2004

robocopped

gunned down by a load of nf's with shotguns

beginnin of robocop 1

by renegade March 6, 2005