orchard rhino

When you ram head first into the puss with an apple on your mouth. Lodging the apple up a girls vagina.

Dude I gave that bitxh Martha an orchard rhino last night. Now she needs to keep it up there so she can make an apple pussy pie.

by orangeglazeelf1234 March 19, 2016

orchard rhino

An orchard rhino is an idiot who is totally out of place and generally retarded.

This kid is trying to find soup at a hardware store. What an orchard rhino!

by buttermybuttandcallmeabiscuit April 1, 2016

Long horned Rhino

When a man inserts a screw driver into the end of his penis to make it seem longer during sex.

guy 1: dude she totally wants to fuck

guy 2: yeah but i got a small dick

guy 1: bro just do the long horned Rhino

by not_viv October 14, 2018

broken rhino

a guy covers himself in a tight black blanket leaving his dick poking out of the blanket, So it's kind of like a tent, with one stick, and that stick being his dick. The girl must be blindfolded and try to put his dick in her pussy completely just SITTING down on it forcefully, She can not ease onto his dick when she finds it, She must completely FALL and sit down in random areas until it goes in, This may result in injury. Do not try this without medical people on standby

Gay Tony: You heard how Charlie broke his dick trying to do the broken rhino right?
Gay Toni: Yeah, Poor guy. He can't have kids anymore.

by CharIie Sheen June 25, 2018

Rhino jesus

Rhino jesus is a rhino, he likes to get fucked up on Smirnoff and doesn't make the right decision, that's why people get hit by airplanes 9 times out of 10. Oh and he also protects the board game Jumanji.

Rhino jesus definition:
"This must be the work of rhino jesus!"

by Maple Jay July 10, 2018

Rhino

The act of dead sprinting up behind someone and sticking your kneecap as far as humanly possible up their anal cavity. Usually done at schools.

Damn man chad gave me a rhino before P.E. And I can’t walk straight right now

by Likamystrokamysuckamycack July 10, 2019

Afrian Rhino Stamped

When three or more mandingo's charge into a woman's anus one at a time. After they charge in and thrust they go to the back of the line and wait for the others to go in so they can do it again

That bitch ended up walking crooked after she got caught it the Afrian Rhino stamped yesterday

by YaBoiLongJaun April 5, 2019