QuaffAss

When a girl queefs on a waffle, then the male massages it with his fingers, and then inserts it into the woman’s vagina. He takes it out, and they both enjoy it with syrup.

“Yo Rebecca gave me the best quaffass yesterday!”

by bownah.meat March 22, 2021

Quaffle

Used as a sentence filler, without meaning anything in particular.

Can be used as quaffle x for extra effect

Person 1 - “Whats going on”

Person 2 - “Nothing much man, quaffle

by Daniel Haidar June 24, 2021

Quaffle

A blunder or complete mockery.

Man the TMX pipeline is a huge quaffle.

by Ky-Guy February 19, 2022

Quaffy

A term used to express pure joy after something amazing happens.

Barbra screamed out "that's Quaffy!", after she won the lottery.

by TwnklToes August 7, 2022

Sausage quaffer

Someone who drinks heartily and greedily from another mans penis.

He's a real sausage quaffer, damn near sucked me dry!

by Locomonkey August 16, 2017

Quarfnock

penicular Flatulence. similar to the female quif. but originates from the penis or groin area.

(fart noise) "dude you just quarfnocked"

by Jackson8 March 10, 2009

Quarf

A Quarf occures is when a man's is masturbating and beings to make a slimy sound. Mostley happens when he hasnt cleaned off the seemen from the previous masturbation, also known as a Fish Dick (Smelly Dick) which is simalar to Fish Taco (smelly vagina) for women.

bill: man, stop jacking off!!
joe: how can you tell im stroking softley
bill: well you dick keeps on Quarfing.

by Legato V4V May 14, 2009