Fishy Cunt Punt

You discover a broad has a merky vagina and your buddy told you how this gal had the best pussy ever.

Friend 1: say buddy how was it fucking Amy last night?
Friend 2: You cocksucker! That whore has the stinkiest snatch. You totally pulled a Fishy Cunt Punt on me!

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 17, 2023

punting

When a woman fucks a man in the ass with a strap-on. In other words, kicking the ball to the other team.

I walked in on Jane punting John and I almost puked.

by Bert Skills October 23, 2003

Punt

Noun: A flat-bottomed boat, ideal for exploring the Rivers Cherwell and Isis. Can carry 5 or 6 passengers, and ought to be stocked with champagne, Pimm's, chocolates and strawberries prior to departure.

Verb: To spend a period of time - ideally an afternoon - in such a vessel. (Generally used as a gerund.)

College finally bought a punt, so we needn't wait in line with the tourists this weekend.

What a lovely afternoon, let's go punting!

by DreamingSpires August 30, 2004

Punt

(1.) verb - To pass a smoking device without taking a hit from it.

(1.) John punted, deciding not to take another hit of Mary's fine 'tobacco'.

by the specter January 1, 2009

pugnetta

italian term for handjob

Fare a pugnetta

by Pinguim May 22, 2009

punt rat

Any very small dog, such as a chihuahua or dachshund, that stands just tall enough for you to get your foot under and punt it.

"That damn chihuahua is just punt rat!"

by NonPC Fox April 28, 2008

Munt punter

A bloke (usually ugly) who trawls nightspots collecting duds and rejects after all the half-decent tottie have found kennels for the night.

I say, Ethel. Down that pint of absinthe! Time us girls took leave of this fine establishment before the munt punters turn up!

by Patrick Staton September 13, 2009