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Professor Vas

Creepy schmoe with a pathetic mini c.
Vanessa: Who the fuck is this blue-mask-wearing schmoe all over my Facebook posts?
Susanna: Oh that's Professor Vas. Don't give him the time of day unless there's $1,000 plus dinner/gifts involved.
by BootiousMaximus December 21, 2016
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Procest

An individual who is very good at banging their sibling and/or cousin.
"Mama says that Uncle Jim-Bo is the procest of the family," Lil Sally said.
by tr33fiddy December 31, 2016
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projester

A far left, snowflake, SJW that will protest anything the President does without any facts, reasonable logic or common sense to back up their views. While not realizing that they are being a clown (aka jester) for the liberal agenda and making a fool of themselves.
Look at Jane, she thinks she is doing some good protesting the travel ban, but she is just being a projester!
by Middle of the road guy April 6, 2017
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Professiopinion

When your people; friend, bestie, ace duce, homeboy, sista, bro, mama, daddy, mentor, comrades, ese, etc... They have their own opinions on you and your life. Yet they are without any type of professional license or educational degree equipping them with any certain level of expertise.

Professiopinions do not require, and usually do not receive invitation. They are often given freely, and without warrant. However, they are requested as well, particularly amongst the female species relations.
#1:"Can you believe he did that? What the F?"

#2:"Mmmm, you want my professiopinion? ....."
by LadyWurdz January 6, 2018
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Professional shaper

A union driver that bounces barn to barn, never landing a spot on the list, because no employer wants to add them to the list. They just use and abuse them when busy then just throw them out like a rubber.
The no.6 man asked the shoppie, “hey Jim, where’s scumbaggio?”

Jim replied: “fuck do I know, he ain’t on the list, he’s a professional shaper, last year he had 47 w2’s”
by Jimbeam813 November 7, 2018
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Professional fuckee

Someone who is a fuckee and makes a living with it.
Fancy way of saying prostitute.
$ -> SEX
Teacher : What do you think of as your future career?
Girl : I will be be a professional fuckee.
Teacher : (puzzled) Could you tell us about that job?
Girl(Bitch) : It is a professional job that requires 'special education'(sex) from primary or secondary school.

You can earn much money, but it requires certain physical traits.

This is also a very traditional job, since it has existed since the dawn of civillization.
Teacher(Naive): OK.
by Jekr December 30, 2018
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Protestable

Protestable means something that is worthy of a protest
What!!! McDonald’s shake machine is broken again! That is definitely something that is protestable.
by The original Queen Bee February 25, 2019
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