post-trump stress disorder

A feeling typically associated with dread,night terrors and flashbacks from the presidential election results.

Me: I can't come into work today.

Boss:Why?

Me: I'm dealing with Post-Trump Stress Disorder.

Boss: Understood

by j0shuam0rris November 17, 2016

make a post

Another way of saying "Have a whinge" or "Have a cry about it, you sook cunt". Originated from the interwebz specificly on internet forums.. Can be used in real life.

random1: so i was driving on the freeway to work as usual and the one time i want to turn left the damn road is blocked off.

random2: make a post about it

by Random3 December 23, 2009

post cruise depression

The feeling you get after disembarking from a cruise ship. Usually caused by not being able to see all of the cool people you met onboard anymore. Typically lasts for 1-7 days, but can be much longer.

"Since the last day of his cruise, he hasn't been the same. I think he has post cruise depression."

by speedyspring August 1, 2014

go postal

To exact calculated revenge on co-workers or schoolmates, usually with a firearm, after being fired or expelled or just feeling extremely hard-done-by.

Software tester Michael McDermott shot and killed seven co-workers in 2000 after having his pay docked to cover back taxes.

A disgruntled former worker went postal today leaving seven dead, including two accountants he had accused of being 'Nazis' the day before.

by bee May 13, 2005

Post-Nap Syndrome

Post-Nap Syndrome, PNS, is a tiredness and/or confusion following short or long naps. Usually associated with a prolonged period of waking up.

"I tried to finish my homework after my afternoon nap, but i was hit with major post-nap syndrome."

"dude that sucks, i had pns after math class"

by Barrelsofmooney April 15, 2008

Post Gay

Term used to describe same-gender-loving individuals that do not identify or associate with mainstream gay culture.

A "not so" judgmental or cunty gay man who is not flashy and doesn't act stuck up or above others.

This man would not be very flamboyant.

I can't stand going to gay clubs. Everyone seems too cool for school. I'd much rather hang out with other post gay men. They're not cunts.

by Jack Klakamp December 9, 2007

Postcode Theory

If you are currently married or have a partner, you are allowed to Pick up providing you are away from home and the postcode of that area begins with a different number to that of your home town.

Josh: I'm going away on holidays and i'm meeting up with a girl there.

Morgan: You dog what will Caroline think!

Josh: Nah its sweet dude the postcode there is 3564

Morgan: Postcode theory to the rescue

by Cliffy September 21, 2005