germ-polite

Being germ-polite is when you do not sneeze or cough all over someone next to you when you are full of flu or cold germs. Nor do you sneeze or cough into your hand and then shake someone else's hand. Neither is your house germ-polite if you allow your cat to walk over the kitchen surfaces or the dining room table without then wiping them clean. Nor are you germ-polite if you stroke your cat or dog or other pet and then, without first washing your hands, you touch food that other people are going to eat.

Crikey - I hate going to eat at that person's house - it's not germ-polite. They let that horrible, dribbly cat of theirs walk all over their kitchen work surfaces. And no I am not a paranoid-android I just don't like people sharing their germs with me!

by mimbijones December 5, 2015

Politically Jumped

When a group of the opposing political spectrum initiate in bashing your views.

Person:I believe in universal basic income

Group: nope that’s dumb

Group: high fives brochacho
Person: did I just get politically jumped ?

by Furrio August 16, 2020

Political Correctness

One of the biggest crocks of bullshit of all time.

Political Correctness is a farce and should not be taken serious.

by PhoenixGamer34 November 12, 2021

Polite Stiffy

When your just chilling somewhere doing something thats not at all provocative. Your just minding your own business when suddenly you get a stiffy. Wondering why he decided to get up, you ask it, "Whats happening brotha?" Realizing its mistake, it politely apologies and goes down. Afterwards, you hope no one talking to your sophisticated willy.

"So I was hanging out with Sayori if you know what i'm saying and I-"
*willy interupts conversation*
"ay man Sayori isn't something to get excited about,"
"Oh, sorry about that, I'll leave now"
*willy leaves*
"I've never seen a Polite Stiffy before!"

by soap tastes alright August 15, 2018

political logorrhea

Cannot stop talking about politics, injects politics into any conversation regardless of topic.

John suffers from political logorrhea, he just brought up Trump into a conversation about music.

by John_Utah June 17, 2021

Political Greeting

When you bump into a friend of a friend, or an ex, or your mates girlfriend your not that keen on and you have to say hello and pretend to have a brief conversation with them otherwise you look bad.

Bob: I bumped into Lucy the other day, she's so annoying but she's going out with my house mate at the moment so I just gave her the old political greeting and moved on.

by dotdotthedots July 27, 2010

Bi-political

Feeling or realising that no matter which way you vote for you are fucked.

I really do not care who wins the election. I’m bi-political.

by DigitisingDave September 10, 2018