platinum

the award given to a record that sells ten million copies (not one million).

I am a triple platinum thug.

by bicyclenightmare July 21, 2006

Platinum

a bitch ass name posers use to describe themselves when they have lame ass game and are gay

"Yeah, man my name is Platinum...I'm the biggest simp I know. I beat off every weekend like my dick owes me money."

by Dubs November 19, 2004

droppin plates

farting, blowing air out of the rectum

Dude, on the plane, i kept droppin plates.

by Hola1234567890 April 9, 2009

Platinum Wings

Having oral sex with a girl who has braces. But you must have pubic hair and it must not get caught in the hardware.

Dude, this chick just got braces and I am so getting my platinum wings tonight!

by wingmaster March 17, 2009

Platipussy

A person that uses platitides in place of actual knowledge or wisdom.

My old manager used to say things like; time is money and one in the hand is worth two in her bush because he nothing insightfull to add. This made him a total platipussy.

by PhukInPhx July 5, 2011

Get The Plates

Phrase used when purchasing a car. Refers to telling the auto sales person that you are buying the vehicle and wish for him to go to the DMV to get the license plates.

This van is sweet, get the plates for me.

by BillG April 18, 2005

Get The Plates

gayest fucking thing on earth!

Guy1: ohhhh!!! get the plates!
Everyone else in the room: Shut the fuck up faggot *beats the shit out of guy 1*

by suck my dick, cockface! April 18, 2005