Plastic paddy

Someone who claims to be Irish, but is only half Irish, and can't be bothered to get Irish citizenship.

Louis: I'm legit a Irishmen now, cos I've got mi a Irish passport.
James: You're not even Irish though, I'm true Irishman with ma ginger pubics.
Louis: James, you don't even have Irish citizenship you plastic paddy.

by Brown Towels June 18, 2021

plastic lines

Something someone says to you, but you could careless about what they say or mean.

Ex:
Hannah: "Chase told me a bunch of plastic lines last night."
Connor: "What did he say?"
Hannah: "He regretted cheating on me".

by ariaj July 23, 2016

plastic goat

having male genitalia that is larger than normal, or f*cking huge! Derived from a huge dildo that is so large it doesn't look real.

Your Mom always tells me I'm a plastic goat and fill her up like no other man can.
I gave her a wet seal with my plastic goat and almost broke her neck.

by Joe is hoe in Spanish June 9, 2005

Plastic Memories

Fake/ false memories

Jennifer always had these plastic memories of who she had once fallen in love with.

by 21_wishes_in_a_dream December 16, 2018

plastic love

The kind of obligatory love you feel to those in your family you would find despicable if you weren't your family members. Usually extended family you have to force a happy demeanor around.

I had an act of plastic love on around my pro-life grandfather.

by Nerida November 5, 2013

plastic milkbags

surgically enhanced breasts

Hollywood is notorious for its glut of starlets with plastic milkbags.

by fine tea February 7, 2009

Plastic Scot.

Somebody that pretends to be, or loves all things Scottish, yet voted against independence and prefers to see Scotland paying a foreign government in England for the privilege of being treated as a colony. A Scot that cheers on the national football side or rugby team yet thinks being ruled by England is better.

He's singing Flower of Scotland again yet votes tory? Another plastic Scot.

by Braveheart November 2, 2020