Jenga Planking

When multiple individuals assume the original planking position is order to,
A) Gather as many naked individuals in one go and see who falls first
or
B) Just to have a massive planking session

Dude 1: How was Jenga last night with the bros??

Dude 2: Yeah man, we mixed it up and played Jenga Planking! I was winning too until Jamal mounted me and we toppled.

by Jengawhore December 24, 2010

Plastic Paddy

Diaspora Irish (American Irish) like De Valera who fought to make Ireland free both in Europe and North America, and was thrown in prison, wrote the Irish constitution, served several terms as head of government and head of state in the Irish Republic, and was heavily involved in the Gaelic Revival that helped save the Irish language. Also like others who funded millions of dollars to the Irish and gave their lives fighting in the IRA during 'The Troubles.' Those who continue today to support politically and financially Ireland and many of its political parties. American Fenians and Diaspora Irish patriots, you know... "fake Irish" from whom we have absolutely nothing to be thankful for and no solidarity with.

"He's not Irish... more like a plastic paddy."

by Boyo85 December 16, 2009

plastic wrap

Plasticy doom on a roll.

I will kill you with plastic wrap.

by Dumb Ass August 17, 2004

Planking

Verb: The art of actively lying down
The objective of planking is to have a dead straight body, arms by side, palms facing inwards, toes down or pointed - to mimic a plank of wood.
*Variations are the vertical plank, the inverted plank, the hanging plank, multiple ply plank (mutliple people in one action)

"Hey let's go planking"

"Did you see that guy planking? It gave me wood"
"That girls planking is gammin, bent legs, bent body, poor form"

by Plank Master T June 7, 2011

planking

Planking was invented in 2009 by Paige Wilson of Stockton, Ca. "Weston ranch". It was popularized by the social group, "hipsters".

Damn son, you be planking?
You be planking it more than Paige Wilson.

by itgetsthehoseagain September 24, 2011

plastic water

Ozzy's coined phrase, guess what it means. :)

I think I'll find myself some plastic water, I guess I shouldn't have married Lennon's daughter, yea, yea yea yea...

by Road to Nowhere October 12, 2005

plasmid

a giant idiotic person who thinks they’re cool but is actually really annoying. related: nerd

“How was your grilled cheese, you fucking plasmid?”
“Shoghi attacks everything and is senile. What a plasmid.”

by morgorthongon May 5, 2019