Pimpin

When comedians are doing their performance, they are trying to sell you their heart and soul in exchange for laughs.

Tough audience tonight. Pimpin ain’t easy.

by Kotacass May 21, 2022

Cornfield Pimpin'

term used for an individual with a midwest background that has similar characteristics of that of a "pimp", "playa", or "balla". Midwesterner who exhibits confidence and experience with easily getting favorable attention from the opposite sex.

-"Toby's got hella girls feening on him!

-How does he do that?
-It's that cornfield pimpin' son"

by cheesy sarah October 4, 2009

geriatric pimpin

Ho'ing out Senior Citizen bitches.

Damn that nigga be geriatric pimpin like a motherfucker!

by Mac Geriatrickz you Ho October 26, 2010

Fraudulent Pimpin

Lying to a girl and using friends possessions like: clothes, phones, drugs, cars, and rooms etc to pull a dirty leg (definition on site) home to have sex.

My cousin June Bug borrowed my clothes, my friend's phone and weed told the girl his car was in the shop and he was a professional poker player. When he took her into our buddies room, then he was claiming as his own. The only problem with his fraudulent pimping plan was our buddie had moved all his furniture. Dude told her he forgot that the carpet cleanres were coming and then made a pallet for them to smash.

by Bassology November 24, 2010

oober pimpin'

Amazingly awesome. Not commonly used but most people who do use this term are serious druggies or potheads. The first time the term was used was by a girl who was stoned out of her mind and used it to describe a rainbow colored slinky.

druggie: *smokes a joint* Spongebob is oober pimpin'!!!

by hofosho23 December 2, 2010

Side-Pimpin

When you and a friend are on stickam and he's typing and you are talking, and he hit's on bitches without you knowing and gets their numbers.

Novi Novak- "Ay did you just get her number? you side-pimpin over there?"

by im_stoned_420 April 22, 2011

Dung Piping

The act of having anal sex, especially in a shitty asshole that has not been cleaned. Ever.

Man 1: So what happened to that skank you met at the club last night?
Man 2: I took her around to the alley we were totally Dung Piping for a couple hours. I had to take eight showers when I got home!
Man 1: Gross. Why do you tell me this shit?

by Murdok spawn of Goreface July 16, 2011