Picking their dicks

The act of sitting around with your friends or colleagues and wasting time, especially when using your jock brain.

Those guys had no ambition or hustle. They just sat around all day picking their dicks.

by Bill Willcox March 6, 2017

Picktionary

A small book of all the nudes you have collected over the years. They range from butt to dick to pussy, even some boobs. Most of these books are empty because u are a lonely motherfucker.

"Yo check out my picktionary."
"It's empty"
"I know I'm fucking lonely"

by Logster48 April 6, 2017

picking a pig amongst the cows

Picking the most attractive person from a group of munters

Tom: are there any hotties?
Gary: it's like picking a pig amongst the cows

by fizzleg July 12, 2017

Pickett

A promiscuous female of ill repute and low moral character that was raised in a religious cult.

Candisce's four children have different fathers and she isn't married. She must be a Pickett.

by Mr. McGhee July 29, 2017

picketing

A slang term for the act of fingering, usually used by high schoolers in order to confuse the adults around them.

Each picket represents 1 finger.

''Dude I made to the 5th picket last night!!"
"I didn't know she could take that kind of picketing"

by CricketMaster November 28, 2017

Picking my berries

It’s like popping a cherry.

“She’s picking my berries tonight!”

by Old Macdonald farms December 14, 2017

Pickt

When something is too fucked for "fuck" to be sufficient.
See: Robert William PICKTon.

"Dude that piss bomb was fucked."
"Nah man. That was fuckin' Pickt."

by Larson Snark September 1, 2018