One Percenter

When your phone is at one percent but that one percent ends up lasting a real long time

"Wow my phone pulled such a one percenter last night!"

by Nicki Dominates February 15, 2017

perpetual

the act of never changing

The tool used perpetual Motion to input the sample. This Created a phenomenon known as caterwaul

by hunngrynugryhipo January 16, 2018

95 percent

The feeling you get after a long, long night of drunken debauchery. You're not hungover, but not completely hunky-dory either. Everything is not QUITE right. Telltale signs may include a mild headache, extreme thirst, and/or the desire to lay in bed all day.

Rachele: I love not being hungover!
Lauren: Yeah, me too, but after last night I'm still at 95 percent.

by notyouraveragepartygirl February 14, 2009

nine percenter

Those people who don't quite meet up with the requirements of the 10% rule. (i.e. you have to be ten percent smarter than the object you're working with.)

"That boy is ignorant... a life long nine percenter."

by Big Tweak March 21, 2010

Take about blank percent off there

Calm down; back off; "Take it down a notch"

Hey Mike, how about you take about blank percent off there?

by Wun Hung Low April 13, 2022

99 percent survival rate

How dangerous the corona virus really is.

The media is making everyone overreact to the 99 percent survival rate virus.

by A random person48 November 21, 2020

98 percent

The percent of women in the world that are either bitches or hoes. Therefore they are not worth caring for.
See also 2 percent

Kathlene is being really 98 percent right now, you can tell she is really bitchy.

by JuggernautNW12 February 22, 2009