molecular pedophile

A pedophile that is at least 1 foot shorter than their usual targets
A: Hey~
B: oh, hello short ahh molecular pedophile
by Notta Person 2763 February 01, 2025
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Pedophile

' Can't believe that guy was a twitter artist... '

' Don't you mean Pedophile? '

' Yeah, same thing. '
by alphalul1 September 01, 2020
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Pedophile

You.
Hey did you know a pedophile is someone who likes people under 18, usually children
by MangledNutsack December 29, 2022
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Pedophile

A adult who likes children between ages 5 and 9
He is a Pedophile
by 459395 February 21, 2022
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Pedophile Ring

When corrupt lawyers steal your children and degrade them with random strangers. They may be using snap cards currently.. just in case you don't know, they are unnatural, wrong and bizarre. They are very incredibly evil and for harming young children and molesting them you will get caught by somebody else and it won't be pretty.
My kids are in a pedophile ring. Where the fuck are they??
by Alex phoenix February 07, 2024
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PEDOPHILE PUSHER

ANYBODY who themselves admit in BOLD FACE letters of being a PEDOPHILE.
No matter how much you tell everyone you are ANAL ALAN there is only one rated TW0 AND A HALF stars SUCK ON MY ASSHOLE porn with CARL laughing all the way to the bank about knowing about you which they know you are a PEDOPHILE PUSHER
by PEDOPHILE SANDBOX August 19, 2021
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Seal Pedophile

A term used to describe Delronan by Duckie and Phen on Geoquestia's DC Server
Phen: @Delronan Pedo
Delronan: no
Phen: Seal Pedophile
by Delronammk October 24, 2020
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